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Coditis

When your productivity drops to two lines of code a day, and you just sit and stare at the code and feel like you don't know how to do it anymore.
Talking to a colleague:
Don't panic! I've had coditis for twice as long as you have, and they haven't fired me yet.
by codeblock October 19, 2018
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Canditually

A person's taste pallet that differs from your own in a major way when it involves candy or any type of sweet.
Wow you have a more canditually taste in candy then I do!
by THE WORD PERSON October 30, 2018
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Condiction

To use the diction common to those who could be assumed to have served or are currently in prison.
When Jenny met peter she understood he had been studying law. It was apparent with his condiction that he took a more hands on approach.
by LepperWithThreeHands January 12, 2019
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Condiments

noun
plural noun: condiments

a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Hey bro lemmie get some butter I’m hungry for some condiments”

“Shure bro”

*passes butter*

“Bro, this is salted butter”

Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*

Thanks bro
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*

“Why are you crying bro?”

“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”

“Bro...”
by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019
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Condiments

noun
plural noun: condiments

a substance such as salt, ketchup or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Bro lemmie hit those condiments”

“Ok bro, here’s some butter”
*hands over butter*

Thanks bro
*smokes butter*
“This is hard stuff...”
*dies*

“Bro?”
“Bro!”
“You dropped your butter!”
*hits butter*
*dies*
by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019
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Condi

Condi speaks several languages including English, Spanish, French, Russian, and German.
by Coop Dupe January 2, 2020
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Condijimo

This word is versatile it means absurd, crazy and peculiar
Stop acting so condijimo it's not that serious.
by Elvondo April 30, 2020
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