Coneys

Big tits that look like pine cones (pyramid shape), Aiman and Joshking have these

Aiman-"Feel my Coneys"
Joshking-"I will, if u feel my coneys"

by Fez October 13, 2004

Coney Island Special

The act of receiving oral sex with ur dick placed in a hotdog bun with mustard and ketchup on it. The female then proceeds to eat the bun and condiments while giving you head.

wife : i sure am hungry for a hot dog and a dick!

Man : i have a bun and a dick how about a Coney Island special!!?

Wife : OH BOY, Id love too!!!!!!

by anne frank IV April 5, 2011

Aunt Flo's Coney Dog

having sex while the female is on her menstrual cycle and then sticking your penis between her breasts.

Jim gave Sally an aunt flo's coney dog last night.

by Al Bogus May 28, 2009

Coney

V. To shit in a pastry bag and pipe the fecal matter in various decorations on a woman's body.

After a verbal altercation, I waited for her fall asleep and proceeded to Coney her back like a wedding cake.

by Bloodfart Smee! July 28, 2009

Conan O'Brian

Having sex with a girl and broadcasting it late at night for your friends to watch.

I can't wait until Josh pulls a Conan O'Brian and we finally get to see him nail his chick.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

Coney Carry-out

This happens to nail biters. The nail biter will be sitting around and chomping on their nails when they get a taste of something that was lodged under one of their nails. This strange substance remained safely stored under the nail unexposed to any hand washing. After careful backtracking to the point where this substance was acquired, the nail biter realizes that during their last trip to the crapper that finger had busted through the toilet paper and shit was lodged under that nail. Bon-apatite.

“Although the Coney Island down the street is disgusting, their carry-out is great!”

by Nob April 28, 2004

conascend

Verb: To look down on someone or something for being or acting above the conascender's station.
opposite of condescend.

s (10:08:54 PM): did you take international relations
s (10:09:13 PM): cause i need to find out where to find an article from a scholarly journal
f(10:09:19 PM): naws
f (10:09:22 PM): i dowsnt
s (10:09:30 PM): oh but you would have taken it for fuckin honors and had to read a book anyway
s (10:09:44 PM): not to conascend

by Orville Shredenbacher March 29, 2009