Communism

The act of fucking over people for your own enjoyment or well-being.

Bryce, that’s fucking communism. You don’t take their answers and the report them for cheating

by Pedro K. Hasseem December 5, 2017

Communism

It doesn’t work

Communism it fails everytime

by MidnightDied MidnightDied January 23, 2018

Communism

1. A government ideology that sounds like a good idea in theory, but is actually a terrible idea when put into action.
2. An internet meme that is driving me nuts!

1. Communism has failed.
2. If I see one more meme about Communism, I'm gonna scream!

by StylingStarlight May 31, 2018

communism

A cool idea (I mean, who doesn’t want everything to be shared and equal?) that sounds like it’ll work on paper, but when you try starting it, it fails horribly due to a lot of factors went unnoticed and unseen

“Without the bids and offers of private owners, prices reflecting their relative market values cannot develop. And without market prices, it is impossible to coordinate production activities so that the goods and services consumers need will be available. That is why Communism fails.”

-Foundation for Economic Education

by nlolhere June 27, 2020

Communist

The people, who on halloween decide to pour the candy into one pile and divide it up.

Billy: lets pour the candy into one pile and divide it up.

Rodrick: you fucking communist!

by Fucking commies October 22, 2019

Communist Manifesto

being religious do you have your own system of everything

I put Karl Marx's famous Communist Manifesto in the religious section

by FlareK7 November 22, 2020

T-Shirt Communist

A name given to anyone who professes to be a communist whilst wearing or using items manufactured by capitalist industry. It is often typified by wearing T shirts with Che Guevara's face on or posting to YouTube premium using a $3000 mac whilst sipping on a venti machiatto from Starbucks. Other similar behaviours exist.

Ironically, they believe you shouldn't have to starve for your principles and so they once again project the fruits of capitalism (a full plate) whilst claiming to be communist (starving on literally anything).

Guy 1: "Hey, man. Check out Michelle's shirt. It has a sickle and star"
Guy 2: "Wow, that's an odd design for a $500 Dior t-shirt"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she's a total T-shirt Communist"

by Souper Rare January 5, 2022