Friend1: Have you seen Josh?
Friend2: He got faded and fell asleep.
Friend1: He’s not waking up from that cart coma.
Friend2: He got faded and fell asleep.
Friend1: He’s not waking up from that cart coma.
by jeepy24 May 11, 2024
Get the Cart Comamug. A dead body.
"Hey mommy, what's that man doing on the sidewalk?"
"(Who tf left that coma corpse over there?!)"
"Erm, nothing honey. Let's keep walking."
"(Who tf left that coma corpse over there?!)"
"Erm, nothing honey. Let's keep walking."
by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 14, 2022
Get the Coma Corpsemug. deborah was in a coffee coma cause Deborah's usually a bitch but now she was seeing the positive side of life, after having 7 coffees
by thug ass tamato March 15, 2016
Get the coffee comamug. When a person is in an extreme state of drunkenness, unable to take care of themselves, unwilling to take help and being abusive.
'lets get Tom home, he's fucked.'
'Yeah, but i feel like leaving him in the street because he's in a cunt coma.'
'I know, he just punched me and is shouting abuse at those pikeys over there!'
'Yeah, but i feel like leaving him in the street because he's in a cunt coma.'
'I know, he just punched me and is shouting abuse at those pikeys over there!'
by Tarrel May 5, 2012
Get the Cunt Comamug. The lethargic and often helpless state one enters after their "team" loses. Can be a prolonged state and affect a wide area such as a city or region.
"Jerry has been in his room for three hours."
"Yeah this Peyton Manning thing has im in a real sports coma"
"Yeah this Peyton Manning thing has im in a real sports coma"
by Frederick Jackson October 16, 2011
Get the Sports Comamug. After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010
Get the cunt comamug. A thought coma occurs when you've been given orders by multiple coworkers, and you keep stuck by all the stuff they said though your brain can't think anymore, and your energy is drained completely.
Coworker 1: What's happening to you?
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.
by modhek February 2, 2022
Get the Thought comamug.