The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.
I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.
by joecoolthefool November 2, 2015
Get the cable coma mug.When you come home from work or after any strenuous activity and begin to doze off in your chair. The word comes from how older people (mainly middle aged men) fall asleep in their lazy-boy with a beer in hand (boomer coma does not have to do with alcohol).
by macklemurr September 2, 2023
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Get the sad coma mug.Damien lost weight while being on a Coma Diet from choking on his own puke.
Friend #1: Have you seen Damien since his coma diet?
Friend #2: He's looking good! I think he lost 40 lbs.
Friend #1: Have you seen Damien since his coma diet?
Friend #2: He's looking good! I think he lost 40 lbs.
by ToeSniffer55 May 13, 2024
Get the Coma Diet mug.a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.
“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”
by SalvyZ August 29, 2019
Get the Oxford Coma mug.deborah was in a coffee coma cause Deborah's usually a bitch but now she was seeing the positive side of life, after having 7 coffees
by thug ass tamato March 15, 2016
Get the coffee coma mug.When you cum so hard, alone or with someone, that you put yourself in a coma with jizz left all over your body.
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