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Caltrans worker

The laziest of people, get paid by the hour to stand around while one guy digs a hole. They soak up more of the California state budget and work slower than molasses.
Steve the caltrans worker and 12 of his friends get paid 30$ a hour to watch Pedro dig a hole.
by The Republic of California November 2, 2011
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contra bass

only the coolest instrument in the world.....played by people named lakyn............made for pimps.
wow........what a pimp..........they play contra bass
by miss wecb May 27, 2006
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Colorado

Kind of a low key Montana. Tough guys, tough girls, big trucks, 4 wheel drives, idiots that can't drive in snow, and not everyone is addicted to weed and skiing/snowboarding. That is a steriotype
Person 1: Hey where you from?
Person 2: Colorado
Person 1: so you smoke weed and snowboard
Person 2: *slaps person 1 and yells, how would you like it if I said sense your from California all you are the same with a lot of money and running in slow motion on the beach!!!
by Ford_ktm July 7, 2016
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Contract

(adj.) Term used to describe a sexual partner who sleeps with you without receiving something first i.e. Dinner, movie, gifts. You still end up paying for it eventually. Origin - UK mobile telephone payment system.
Atonym - Pay as you go
My girlfriend has put out four times this week, I just know that I'm going to have to pay the contract soon.
by JediAndi September 21, 2005
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contractor

Someone who doesn't have the skills or talent to hold down a permanent job. They are inherently lazy and sneaky.
Gareth and Simeon are contractors because they can't get real jobs.
by napa2004 March 11, 2005
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Contra

Slave mercenaries forced into battle against their own will.
I killed three contras with just a dull hatchet back in 'nam.
by Acid^Rogue December 21, 2003
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Contra-Logical

Simply put, any person, place, thing, or action that is in existence or practice contrary to what one would expect; Against logic.
The girl in the fishnets isn't a prostitute? That's completely contra-logical.
by Organe April 24, 2009
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