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College Lesbian 

A female going into college that makes a big deal about being a Lesbian, but everybody knows it's just a phase except her.
Carla : "Omg, you just broke up with Dylan?"
Jamie : "Yeah, since I'm a sophomore in College, I thought I should really find myself and I think I'm fully homosexual"
Carla : "Are you sure you're not just a College Lesbian?
Jamie : Of course not, this is the way I'm gonna be for the rest of my life!
College Lesbian by SeamanKing January 28, 2019
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College of the Holy Cross 

A college for hos
Guy 1: Yo, that girl is such a ho
Guy 2: Yeah, she goes to College of the Holy Cross

college marriage 

A serious college relationship where the participants basically act like an old married couple. Does not entail being engaged, and may or may not result in actual marriage, but typically lasts for at least the entire duration of the couple's college experience.
- Seems like we never see Brian anymore. Think he and Katie are ever going to break up?
- Not a chance. They're in a total college marriage.
college marriage by wordshark February 28, 2011

college gay 

n. someone who is gay while in college, experimenting sexually with the same gender
Ben: Hey, why is your wife making out with a chick in her scrapbook?

Steve: Oh, Brenda was college gay.
college gay by MattyMurdock May 15, 2016

College of Notre Dame of Maryland

a women's college where the people there have more fun being single or female than anywhere else in the freakin' state of Maryland. CONDOM for short
"I go to CND," the poli sci major said. "I have more fun being there than I do with my boyfriend."

college radio 

An under-evolved version of radio used to teach Radio/Television majors how to communicate across mass airwaves. Most commonly categorized by the long silences between songs and even sentances. Sometimes funny, but mostly not.
I was listening to the college radio station the other day.

Why do they call it college radio? ... you have to listen online at www.wgkn.com

college preparatory school 

The college preparatory school is a school for rich white kids and transgenders that got bullied in middle school. The teachers there are extremely bitchy and don't deserve their very high paycheck. It is astonishing this school is ranked when it is one of the shittiest schools on the planet. It is often shortened to CPS which stands for can't play sports or cock pussy shit.
Nerd: I go to a very prestigious school, it's called The College Preparatory School, I got in because I have money and I met a teacher at a strip club.