coach potato

An extremely lazy coach; posts when practice/game is an hour before practice/game, so half of the team shows up;

-When is your next game? Maybe my team will play you.

-How the hell should I know!!! Mr.______ is such a coach potato.

-Oh, haha, sucks for you.

by Fshneed April 12, 2008

COAC

An unofficial slang derivative of KOTAC. Usually spoken by a Commando after ingesting a large quantity of liquid libation, thus rendering the speaker to slurring and miss-pronunciation.

He stood with the truth stick in hand and booze in the other and spoke a truth that he wished he had a male COAC that would one day enter the ACCF.

by Records Keeper July 28, 2006

roach coach

A Roach Coach refers to a coach with a passionate love for one athlete, but neglects the rest of the team. This type of coach is usually from Minnesota.

Coach Woods loves Dusty so much, he is the biggest roach coach.

by isthisthekindofdayitsgoingtobe December 17, 2019

clack

A slap with one's dick

I clacked her a good one in the mouth.

by Ian February 2, 2004

Click Clack

Verb: to completely dominate.

Derives from the Under Armour ad campaign using the phrase "Click Clack."

Mike: Hey Thomas, how did the soccer game go?
Thomas: Oh, we totally Click Clacked. 5-0. They didn't stand a chance.

Alex: Just finished my final.
Nick: Click clack?
Alex: Oh yea. Click clack all the way. A-plus here I come.

by kingoficme July 13, 2010

Coach Z

And if you're trying to fade him, then you must smoke grass!

The King's gone mad with powa! He's gona eat the Chort! Jeorra!

by hmm September 28, 2003

Coach Poppy

A stylish sub-brand from Coach introduced in 2009 and aimed at materialistic teenage girls and young women. The Coach Poppy collection includes handbags (purses), wristlets (called little things), shoes, tees, and jewels. It is a "fresh and spirited...fierce and vibrant" kind of brand. Coach Poppy bags/wristlets are more colorful and shinier than regular Coach products (since teenage girls are naturally attracted to bright, shiny objects and will buy all of them). Not only do the colors and glitter attract them, but the males as well, since most of the material girls that carry these bags/wristlets are super hot. A beautiful girl with a Poppy bag over her shoulder and a wristlet on her arm will get all the boys staring at her.

Are you a Coach Poppy girl?

by Sharpie1987 July 20, 2010