Cockmocker

Any person who makes reference to the small size of a guy's cock.

"Don't mind Billy. He's a cockmocker but he's secretly gay."

by sketchesOfEtrusca September 11, 2016

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Cockstocker

A man who creeps around the men's room looking for cock.

Man this place is full of cockstockers but he is the creepiest one I've ever seen.

by Voniter September 22, 2016

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ClockBlocked

When you and your boyfriend/girlfriend are in different time zones

I totally got clockblocked last night

by ayyy420666 April 18, 2018

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Clockblocked is:
When you want (or need) to be somewhere else and are actively trying to leave
then a situation occurs that needs dealing with, so you deal with it and as a consequence you don't get to leave on time.

You just got clockblocked

"Sorry I'm late, I got clockblocked by a meeting that went long"
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" She kept asking a bunch of stupid ass questions and I was like biiiiiitch I ain't got time for this shit, stop clockblockin, FOH"

by thefuckyouaskinmynamefor December 7, 2017

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