clustertuck

(n.) A group of middle-aged men with tucked-in shirts and hiked-up shorts.

They tend to cluster at social gatherings to vent about their children or work. Most frequently spotted in pockets of Suburban America, the clustertuck is an endangered social unit due to the rise of Millennial fashion trends.

The clustertuck discussed IT solutions at a backyard bbq.

by nolandc August 30, 2019

Clusterophobia

The fear of missing a cluster entrance in JLT.

Hello Dan, I cannot meet you in your JLT office. I shall be late if I miss your cluster; I have clusterophobia.

by @DubaiDadJokes May 25, 2020

Clusterfuck

Shawnee High School or having a nature or atmosphere related in any way to Shawnee High School

Hey have you ever been to Shawnee High School? Yeah that place is an absolute Clusterfuck.

by Dickballs420 February 6, 2023

fucking clusterfuck of fuck

An indescribably complicated and horrific disaster of a confusing and convoluted nature

My international management group project is a fucking clusterfuck of fuck

by kingfurykiller November 16, 2011

clusterfuck

A combination of things going extremely wrong in a short period of time within the same general activity -- caused by stupidity and/or ineptitude.

A polite term using the same initials would be compound fiasco.

This PR fiasco is a gigantic clusterfuck.

by Scandacious March 18, 2004

Closter

A town devoid of any night life. A place where every night of the week is Monday night.

Lets go into the city, there is nothing to do in this town at night, its so Closter.

by Mr. Zenon October 25, 2011

closter

a place were kids are rich and spoiled and get wasted on there use parents money. there is so much drama. from bad mouths to fist fight. all the different cliques. skaters hang behind burger king, the jocks at there friends houses and play man hunt. the popular girls hang out in there friends basements. and uss we hang out everywere.. from downtown closter to eachothers houses.. everyone noes everyone.. from the west side,, the poor side to the east side the west side. plus there are alottt of asians! asian this asian that.. damn we have like 5 million nail salons! that my hometown, CLOSTER

"o shit! closter is in the house?!", "closter is mcbizz the shizz", "closter.. so much drama"

by anona loves you January 8, 2007