Chomology

(noun)
The existential and overall useless

self-study of a chomo's own inner chomo, always occuring on its own, internally, and never leading anywhere helpful or enlightening - except to perhaps alert nearby anti-chomo activists to the presence of a nearby chomo via the psychopathic-looking and unique "chomo-stare" that animates its face.

A completely pointless discipline for a completely abhorrent creature.

Joe: hey you see that weirdo right there, the one staring at nothing like he's fantasizing a murder or something?

Bob: yeah, what about him?
Joe: well that there is a Chomological stare - the kind a chomo gets when it's considering some chomo sh*t, or Chomology.

Bob: ohhh boy that's chomology, yeah I've heard of it.

Joe: well it's time to send it back to school: grab that steel pipe and come with me.

Chomo: hey leave me alone! I am a professor of Chomological Studies at PDF Universi-BONK!

by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024

chomotivation

The general desire or willingness of a pedophile to seek out children for lewd acts. Much like uncle diddles inviting you for a sleep over.

I no longer allow my daughter to wear skirts to school,it's total chomotivation.

by 1defguy March 14, 2024

John chomos

The taker of cheese

“Where is all the cheese?”

“John chomos took it”

by M1crow May 16, 2023

chemo

chemo.
ch-chav.
emo-emotional.
chav+emo=chemo.

"lee your such a chemo" says dazzle :P.

by rosie,dazzle,razzle or razz. July 27, 2007

chamob

a term used instead of the word obviously

dude 1 "that chicks a hell minga"
dude 2 "chamob bro lol"

by pagey December 24, 2007

chemo patient

While performing anal sex, you shave all of the hair off your partners head, ejaculate all over it and make them eat it.

If my girlfiends hair would ever grow back I'd give her another chemo patient.

by Zane and David May 2, 2008

Chamole

slang term used to define a remote or "clicker".

Pass me the chamole, or the chamole is dead

by NVALAN July 21, 2011