chewed

The state of being drunk.

I was chewed last night after me and my cats drank a fifth of Henny.

by G-Baby March 10, 2003

Dick Cheneyed

When you're eating a woman out, and she unexpectedly squirts all over your face when she cums.

"Dude, I was going down on this chick the other night, and I totally got Dick Cheneyed!"

by Mr. Pussy March 4, 2009

straw chewer

Of or pertaining to a gay male or heterosexual female that endlessly chews on their drink's straw while spewing lame dicussion that bores those around them. Often these people are found against walls or under spotlights posing for their "adoring public." See also: Fagadactyl

Eddie was a complete straw chewer as he mawed away on his plastic hose chatting endlessly about Britney Spears.

by Zack Bunker December 30, 2007

Chewy

To be cool, awesome, or in style.

(Ex.1) "John, your new kicks are so chewy"

(Ex.2) "I was going to buy that shirt, but it wasn't really chewy anymore".

by curlykid October 4, 2011

chewedkandi

an original site with an awesome owner

your site is really chewedkandi!

by Anne August 2, 2003

chewed up

Chewed up is what you are after you've been chewed out. Its I guess a mixture of mad/hurt. And I totally made it up.

Amanda was all chewed up yesterday and got mad at me for like the stupidest reason. I think her and Ben are done.

by nonyab e eswax September 5, 2005

chewy long

a glorious chew bar, bought usually in ethnic minority shops for the thrifty sum of 10p.
WHAM!

"sanchez, go get me a chewy long,and stop telling that guy you love him!"

by holly February 25, 2004