Chester Bennington

To hang oneself

"I'm going home to Chester Bennington. In the end, it doesn't even matter."

by Rakgor October 18, 2017

cheezter

a dog or possibly a duck who loves cheese.

cheezter

by lickony March 20, 2009

Chester check

Slang for on-the-job when around a group of kids, scoping out any weirdos frequently and pedophile type looking people

Lifeguard1: alright Jeff give the place a chester check

lifeguard2: Oh damn I think I already see some middleaged guy chatting with a 12 yr old girl!

Lifeguard1: Wow it's only 11am.

by randomuser123 December 18, 2012

chestermagic

Chestermagic is the unique ability held by individuals to connect with just about anyone in a very compressed period of time. Chestermagic is employed generally in challenging situations where two or more individuals must work through their differences to achieve an outcome.

Chestermagic also has a negative side. Oft referred to as "the curse of the Chestermagic." The curse of the Chestermagic results in those individuals who choose to use Chestermagic becoming the default "go to" person for far more people than any individual can truly sustain for prolonged periods of time. This can create a situation where practitioners of Chestermagic have virtually their entire day consumed by helping people work through issues that do not necessarily directly impact the practitioner.

"That person can be a challenge, all I need is a little Chestermagic to get things on the right track."

"Chestermagic has never failed me."

"Chestermagic sucks sometimes. These people all come to me with their problems and want my help."

Dude, can you toss out a little Chestermagic? Got some tough customers here.

by bpct October 30, 2013

chester o' brien

he is a man who lives in county Kerry in Ireland and has a wife who he beats and forces her to birth more of his demon seed. One time he got so drunk he fucked her down the stairs and she slid like a penguin.

no more Chester O' Brien it hurts my gowl

by Uchiha Kole October 30, 2014

chester cleanup

(noun) The act of thoroughly cleaning out the anus of an elderly man by using one's tongue.

"yo did you hear Tom's grandpa offered someone $100 to give him the old chester cleanup?"
"that's nasty man, but I'd probably agree to that tbh"

by GokuSlayr92 August 23, 2015

chepster

A person who so cheap you can't explain with words. So you use chepster instead

John: You are chepster you bought the cheapest snacks.
Sal: I am a chepster.

by The Big Mac February 16, 2017