Cheap as Chips

Australian slang for something being cheap or easy.

“This new car is cheap as chips mate”
“it’s cheap as chips, I can do that for ya”

By Jayce

by Mr_Fitz February 20, 2018

witchcraft that's too cheap to meter

(From the nuclear power industry's false promise about electricity being so cheap as not being able to charge for it)

1. In a fantasy or western-european-Pagan setting, sorcerous things that use so little mana as to be insignificant and not get you persecuted if you use them. Dancing naked in the forest when no one's looking and no camera is rolling is witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.

2. In a broader sense, a deed in a gray area (of society) that's so small as to not even be noticed.

1. When Gandalf blew a ship made of smoke through a smoke ring it was a form of witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.
1. At 10:45 AM I took off all my clothes and went into the woods and did a thankful little jig when it didn't snow. I'm Christian, but it was witchcraft that's too cheap to meter.

2. Gina:"Are you downloading MP3 files again?"
Sean:"Yeah, don't worry, it's witchcraft that's too cheap to meter. You won't get caught."
2. In 1996 I took some toilet paper and stuffed it into the bathroom exhaust fan at my grandmother's house, she didn't mind because it was similar to witchcraft that was too cheap to meter.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

cheapness

When someone tells you something out of utter boredum

"something happened yesterday."
"Cheapness!"

by Sim_freek November 5, 2004

Cheap Away

A game played between two people, including a third "target" with a possible cruel intent. An object belonging to the target is thrown back and forth between the first two where the third has a hard time intercepting it.

person1: "Damn those guys are playing cheap away with my phone again"
person2: "Yeah they're a couple of assholes"

by Pseudonus Minimus July 7, 2011

Chapoops

Noun. Originally a type of sauce similar to chipotle mayo with some additional spices, but can also be referred to any stimulate that assists one in the act of raging such as redbull, cocaine, double shoot espresso, etc. Chapoops can also be boofed.

Pronoun. Chapoops is also the name of an old scottish homeless black guy that puts his fingers in your drink then talks shit about your mom in your ear. His eyes are pretty fucked up but it helps him get away with saying that shit.

Bro: Hey you know what would go good with this omlet?
Other bro: sum pussy? Yeah? Yeah?
Bro: No..chapoops. i was gonna say chapoops you phaggot.

by dosenutsss January 14, 2016

cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel

So cheap it's almost free.

This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.

Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!

Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...

by rickyboi January 11, 2016

cheap liar

A term my Ethiopian son uses to call my Korean son. Makes no sense.

Adjective for Keelan.

“Keelan, you are a cheap liar.” “Addisu what does cheap liar mean?” “Keelan.”

by Cordelbilly January 6, 2018