chester new hampshire

A hick little town in the middle of no where (new hampshire) The population of about....7 including 3 cows and 2.5 chickens. They say there is a boy their called BIRDMAN a kid is called this because his nostrils are flaired and he contains birdlike symptons. They say he flys around at night crowing like a bird. All in all nobody likes chester.

"Hey wanna hang in chester new hampshire"?
" no i have to shit first".

by tom necant October 28, 2009

Chatterwaul

Derived from chatter and caterwaul, means for several people to excitedly talk over each other trying to convey vital information about the same topic.

She sat in her customary seat, the love seat perpendicular to the sofa that faced the television, and kept muttering as she waited for her parents, who stood in the doorway to her room chatterwauling.
From What the Shadow Told Me

by Biminim January 19, 2005

chatterpooping

Talking on the phone while taking a dump.

Nicole was chatterpooping to her friend.

by tlabe March 18, 2008

casterboard

Noun- a two wheeled board propelled by carving in a snake-like motion, and not requiring the user to step down and push. The board has a separate plate for each foot, joined by a torsion bar that allows the two plates to twist in opposite directions. See snakeboard skateboard carve

Learning to gain speed on and naturally ride the casterboard takes dedicated practice.

by simulated June 30, 2011

Chester Esoteric

A Gothic erotic act in which only a few people know its true nature. If observed by an outsider, it would simply look like "tea baging", though, there are some notable differences. Firstly, the 'Chester" is wearing a brown leather mask and cape, while violently screaming profanities in order to arouse the person being "Chester'd", all the while repeatedly crouching and touching their "Chesticles" onto the persons chest.

Person a:"What is Chester Esoteric?"
Brown Munk: "If only you knew..."

by TheMountainGoat5000 August 25, 2011

chapterbate

to masturbate while reading

"Aw man I was reading twilight the other day and all the talk about vampires and blood got me so excited I had to chapterbate"

by MrPickleTickler January 1, 2012

chesterfester

Being lazy as fuck, lying on a chesterfield for endless hours, festering doing nothing but watching netflix or any type of tv/video games

Look at kyle being a huge chesterfester, never got up all day

Yeah I'm in a frat and im kind of a big deal, I can lick a girls anal passage and chesterfester at the same time

by fratlife November 7, 2012