Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy

Waste bucket school full of brown mans bumping toronto tracks on their pmall speakers, Chinese mans rockin fake gear, and filipino mans who hang out with black mans. There are no sweet shordies and alotta sweet mandem wasting their good looks. Daquan runs this school

Guy: “Yo fam you wanna run the aux cord and bump tracks?”
Guy 2: “say no more famo wallahi im bumping kmoney”
Guy 1: wow are you from Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy

by Ripsmokedawg January 12, 2019

The Catholic Dance

making stuff up as you go along

the Catholics decided priests cant marry, and you cant eat meat on Friday

"damn, i forgot to do that current event for science class", "Just do The Catholic Dance, your teacher will never know you made it up."

by italian,black,and brown guy April 9, 2010

Catholic

The 'original' European branch of Christianity, which have many bits and pieces of celtic goddess worship. Many evangelical and militant right-wing christian cults (ie. KKK) feature violent anti-catholic sentiment, which focus on the alleged papal decadence and the pseudo-pagan worship of Mary and the saints within the church. Such indoctrination is a direct hold-over from the Catholic-bashing propaganda that was first spread after the Protestant Reformation in the 16th century. Catholics are sometimes referred to as 'Papists', 'Popelovers', 'Mary-Worshippers' etc etc etc.

'...These folks are still more pagan than Christian. Only now, their favorite goddess is Mary, the mother of Jesus. Catholics are no better than pagans or Wiccans, praying to stone statues and trees...'

by Krapnip December 11, 2004

traditional Catholic

A Catholic who does not recognize the second Vatican council as valid and rejects its teachings. Traditional Catholics believe that the post-Vatican 2 church is "not real Catholic" and that they are the actual real Catholics.

Some traditional Catholics believe that the entire modern post-Vatican 2 church is infiltrated by Masons and Communists. Which most sane people find hard to believe.

My friend is a traditional Catholic who goes to the latin mass every Sunday and keeps telling me that the church i've always gone to is not real Catholic. Puh-leeease!!!

Dude you know Pope Benedict the 16th? He's a Masonic plant set out to destroy the Catholic church!

by jsmith8800 February 16, 2008

catholic shower

Taking a shower after masturbating in order to remove the feelings of guilt.

After bartending a high school graduation party, I had to take a Catholic shower.

by KBC guys June 1, 2014

Drawing The Catholic Card

The act of willingly pushing aside undeniable fact in the defense of a deeply-held belief, often for personal gain.

Example: "In order to preserve his dwindling self esteem, Timmy resorted to Drawing the Catholic Card and refused to acknowledge that there was a gargantuan white head on the tip of his nose after Margret pointed it out into a mirror."

by Concerned Lampost. August 26, 2010

Saint David Catholic School

Saint David Catholic School is a place you go when you want your brain cells to brought to the brink of destruction and then have them shove their logic down your throat while they teach you some useless information in the most unenthusiastic way possible, then get ready to have to deal with some of the most annoying people in history as they continue to be mean to you for the next how ever long you've got left in that shit hole. but who could forget their lunch system witch has got to be one of the worst in the world..... let me explain. so how much do you think some expired milk, a cold burger, and a stale bag of chips's sounds huh whats that it sounds like shit well you haven't even heard the worst part all that costs $5 $6 if you want anything but a small frozen water and they have the assiduity to promote that they serve "gourmet meals". but over all i'd rate saint David a 2\10

guy1: hay that guy was such a peice of saint david catholic school

guy2: yeah i know

by the boy in the background x September 2, 2017