one card short of a deck

Kinda nutty. A little crazy. Genetically speaking, simple.

Dick Cheney is one card short of a deck.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

Business Card

Something exhibiting a horrendous smell.

It smells like business card in here, did someone fart?

by PeterPatrelli February 21, 2007

hoe card

1. Calling someone's bluff

1.I challenged that nigga but he didn't do nothin so I pulled his hoe card

by Portia January 1, 2005

Cardassian

An adjective used to describe someone who is extremely arrogant and/or overbearing, with grandiose ideas about themselves, but little clue as to how ridiculous and self-inflated they look.
Taken from the Cardassian race from Deep Space 9.

Guy 1: God, Fletcher Daniels is such a Cardassian.
Guy 2: I know. Did you see him hitting on Patsy? What a dick.

Guy: Why are you being such a Cardassian today?

by Lunettarose December 19, 2008

Play the Bi Card

To get or keep a distinterested guy interested in a relationship, a girl will tell tales of being bi, hot bi hook-ups and allude to him participating in possible threesomes with her bi friend, but the tales are mostly false.

Girl #1: Joel is losing interest in me. I caught him texting some other chick.

Girl #2: Did you play the bi card yet?

Girl #1: No, but I will. Can I name you as my bi girlfriend?

Girl #2: Yeah, what are friends for?

by sarasplayroom.com March 2, 2010

Card Games on Motorcycles

1) The premise of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, which is a horrible abomination.

2) A VERY stupid idea. If TEXTING and driving can kill you/others, then playing a children's card game while doing so is going to wind up even worse.

I came..." "WHAT!?" "To this city..." "Oh" "To deliver a message." .... "Card Games on Motorcycles.

by A Good Pseudonym... August 19, 2010

gash card

Method of payment offered by women to pizza delivery boys and taxi drivers.

I haven't got any money. Do you take gash?

by Jonathan Rhodes August 8, 2003