Carpet Gum

Hairy ballsack

Fuck dude i was taking a piss and zipped my carpet gum in my fly.

by Terrypenus August 20, 2021

Kicking the Carpet

The act of inserting one's foot into their partner's vagina

My vagina is sore. My boyfriend was really kicking the carpet last night.

by tree decorator October 03, 2014

carpet cleaner

when you eat a girl out who has a nice patch of carpet downstairs

yeah, that girl did not shave at all... I turned into a carpet cleaner last night

by Karab okama December 12, 2020

carpet snacking

When your toddler throws his goddamn food all over the carpet and then constantly comes back to it in order to snack on old, hair covered food.

My kid has had several bad shits today, but I cannot tell if it is from teething or from all his carpet snacking.

by trace brock January 11, 2019

Carpet banging

What a crackhead does when the run out of crack. Searching for a piece of crack that you're positive fell onto the carpet at some point during your crack binge.

"You seen pookie?"
"Yeah man that fool was carpet banging though so i ain't tryin to fuck with him."

by RPC3 September 14, 2019

carpet pants

Carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . Term created 2016 by Amanda . Example , "hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I don't want to get carpet pants. ". Nobody wAnts carpet pants trust me !

"Hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I really don't want carpet pants"

by itrainedlink February 03, 2016

carpet stain

Um.... it’s when you spill something on your carpet and can’t come out...

Mum: Damn, I just spilled my noodles!
Me: WE’LL NOW YOU’VE MADE A FUCKING CARPET STAIN...

by Brookeisdumb November 07, 2018