Camel Envy

Camel envy is when you wish you were a camel because of its unique ability to die instantly of its own accord.....

The first subject of the metaphor is the camel instantly dying and the second seemingly unrelated subject would for example be a situation where you wished you could die instantly.

To put it lightly wishing you weren't present.... ie; the walk of shame, stuck in conversation with some dickhead and any embarrassing moment…pikeys…..pikeys are a common cause of the camel envy epidemic, there are two basic forms of pikeys ie: “nikey pikeys” and “pavie pikeys”

by The Fuse February 26, 2010

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Camel Train

Popular phrase used for describing multiple partners doing a girl in the butt, whom is covered with sand after a day at the beach.

Our trip to Florida was great. We ran a camel train on a couple of chicks, before we headed to the movies. It sure did smell.

by Greenstream Pilot May 27, 2011

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Calmels • calmela • Calmelope • camel-toe • camel • camel jockey • camel tail • camel hump • camelia • Camelot

camel tooch

Like a booty tooch, only with one's labia majora. As inspired by Tyra Banks' vernacular. Those with camel tooch are proud of their swole vajole.

Strut that camel tooch, girrrrrrrl!

by cuban studdard August 27, 2012

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Pure Evil

That camel is going to steal your soul while you watch.

by Awesome Opossum Sauce Inc. January 22, 2014

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Camel Guff

When a girl sits on another persons face, with her camel toe snuggly wrapped around the nose and her puckered arsehole kissing their lips (cheeks spread). She then let's out a guff (fart) while the other person is eating her tasty hole.

Can't believe she camel guffed me last night.

by thesaggy April 23, 2018

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