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To shit one's self and end up with defecation on one's undergarments.
Oh no! My pants are caked! I hope it hasn't got onto my trousers.... Ugh! It's all warm and squidgy! It better not give me nappy-rash....
Caked by The Way It Is October 24, 2012
To behave defensively, contained, or secretive. Usually when speaking.
He starts conversations with people by asking them loaded questions, he sits back and cagedly agrees with them or becomes indifferent.

“They're busy, I suppose,” Sarice answered somewhat cagedly.

The witness cagedly affirmed the comments, but gave away very little else.
cagedly by RenRen December 30, 2014

Cage Crazy

A mental affliction suffered from prolonged confinement with only limited access to stimulation; most commonly used to describe animals.

It sometimes effects people who spend most of their days in a small or crowded house. The affliction usually manifests as a strong desire to get out of the house and find mental and/or physical stimulation.

See Also: cabin fever.
It should be noted, however, that cage crazy relates more to boredom, depression, and the desire for stimulation than the claustrophobia, paranoia, and general stress that can be associated with cabin fever.
"Every day is the same: eat, work, sleep... I'm starting to go a little cage crazy; I need to get out and do something!"
Cage Crazy by Errant Shadow May 23, 2010

Cage-owl 

A butt-ugly, fat chick, that you will only pick up when you are drunk.
Damn! I ended up with a real cage-owl last night!
Cage-owl by Owl-hater March 30, 2011
El Cafedor is the guy that always makes the office coffee in the morning.

In ideal situations El Cafedor will show up early and make coffee before anyone else arrives, there is no panic.

It dire situations El Cafedor will arrive late sometimes and cause a complete breakdown in the office workflow. Employees will expectantly walk to the coffee machine only to find that there is no coffee. Panic ultimately ensues until El Cafedor arrives and makes the coffee. If El Cafedor never arrives or has called in sick, there is a great risk of zombification.
Ay chispas, donde esta El Cafedor?
Cafedor by zerobounds April 2, 2011

cage rattled

Being emotionally disturbed by a person, thing, or event.
Man, Drakes always getting his cage rattled by Charlamagne's comments.
cage rattled by UT student24 November 26, 2013