Cum

Why just why are you looking this up you sick fuck

Hey Craig last week I came in a little kid that means I can cum

by CumBender December 8, 2020

Cum

Nasty tasting white fluid. Has the taste of salt water and smells like mushroom pizza,

Damn dude our mushroom pizza smells like cum!

by cumisnasty June 26, 2009

cum

What you do every time you have sex.

Last night I cummed all over my g/f

by Seamus McCabe January 31, 2007

cum

cum is the yummy cream-colored fluid that comes out of a guy's dick when he jacks off and has a cumgasm

Oh shit! I just had an awesome cumshot and sent ropes of cum flying!

by USAF Cadet September 25, 2020

cum

1.To shoot jizz all over the place
2. jizz itself

dude yesterday i cummed all over christinas boobs it felt so good
Ew i have my cum all over my hand

by OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!?????!!! January 31, 2007

Cum

Slang term for semen or ejaculating

The awesomest word in the world. Very funny to middle schoolers.

Person 1: Oh yay I think I'm going to cum!
Person 2: Don't get it on me!

Person 1: Dude, I have cum all over my face!
Person 2: I can see

by Sinfonia69 October 3, 2013

Cum

The liquid that ejects from the male's penis/dick. This liquid is usually in a white color, and carries sperm. (Also know as ejaculation) After a while of ejecting the liquid into the female's vagina the sperm will fertilize the ovum and soon create a baby.

The man stuck his penis inside of her.
She moaned and felt a liquid enter her vagina.
Girl: What are you doing? (Just lost virginity) ((((lel))))
Guy: Cumming in you, why?
Girl: It feels good
Guy: great
He continues to ejaculate inside of her vagina.
TWO MONTHS LATER
Girl: in hospital having baby*

by UrBANDictionary June 21, 2015