CPM

CPM, n. Also spelled CP/M. An acronym for "Control Program for Microprocessors", CP/M was a text-based operating system popular in the late 70s and early 80s. Developed for Intel 8080 and Zilog Z80 machines, it was also ported to x86. Utterly destroyed by MS/DOS (which was derived from CP/M) and IBM's x86 PCs (The PC, XT, and AT). This was the OS used on the famous Osborne portable computers, remembered both for being the first portables, and having a screen smaller than a postcard.

Many people think MS/DOS was a cheap ripoff of CP/M.

by Deuce on Guard August 8, 2003

CPMS

*CONSTANT* PMS

dood: why is she always a bitch?
dude: 'cause she has CPMS

by k_khat July 25, 2009

CPG

Chubby Punk Girls
This is an abbreviation of ones fetish with chubby girls and punk girls. There is no such thing as CPG porn but it wouldn't hurt to try looking at pictures on your cellular phone then giving it to your friend and them putting it all over the internet.

Chubby Punk Girls (CPG) Getting Fucked
Chubby Punk Girls (CPG) Getting Fucked In The Ass

by CPGloverOf America June 17, 2011

CPR

Ceiling-punching rage. To be so enraged as to jump up and punch one's ceiling.

Dude, I was so mad after loosing to Jake at Mario Kart, I busted out some CPR, and now there's a hole in the ceiling...

by Hancockked June 3, 2010

cpo

Chief Petty Officer in the United States Navy.

Chiefs kick ass, metaphorically and literally

by Sierra Bravo August 14, 2005

cps

"crusty pleasure sock" That nasty old tube sock you mop up your wank-jizza with....you know the one.

Fuck! I forgot to peel my cps off the bathroom floor.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

cpanel

Small web-basd application used to manage websites. Controls everythins such as email, domains, files, logs etc.

Hosting comes with Cpanel

by L_J November 13, 2004