a bollon, plastic bag, etc. used as a condom by some cheap bastard usually having an ending result of a STD or a pregnancy
by tvo June 26, 2006
Dude, I didn't have a rubber, so I pulled out my double bubble, and made a gum condom! Best sex I ever had!
by kingklaus January 25, 2010
A purple van driven by a Social Services worker in the state of North Carolina.
The person within the van seeks Hispanic teens and whoever else needs free condoms so they can have safe sex. The social worker somehow weeds out individuals. They possess a device called a penis detector and use it to find all types of males.
Males targeted include: Hispanics, Black Peoples, Gay Males walking along the street holding hands, males that work at the pool, and people the van hits on its speedy trajectory to the next location.
This van can usually be seen sitting in front of Wal-Mart, Burger King, ABC Liquors, Dominoe's, and various high school across the state.
If you see this van, gather as many condoms from them as you can... possibly a box of 2000... Spottings are rare and limited.
The person within the van seeks Hispanic teens and whoever else needs free condoms so they can have safe sex. The social worker somehow weeds out individuals. They possess a device called a penis detector and use it to find all types of males.
Males targeted include: Hispanics, Black Peoples, Gay Males walking along the street holding hands, males that work at the pool, and people the van hits on its speedy trajectory to the next location.
This van can usually be seen sitting in front of Wal-Mart, Burger King, ABC Liquors, Dominoe's, and various high school across the state.
If you see this van, gather as many condoms from them as you can... possibly a box of 2000... Spottings are rare and limited.
Marc: We saw the condom mobile today. It was cruising around town. My boyfriend, Cody, went and asked the social worker, Mr. Doe, for some condoms.
John Doe: That was such a nice gay teen couple. I gave them condoms. I think they wanted to have sex real bad.
John Doe: That was such a nice gay teen couple. I gave them condoms. I think they wanted to have sex real bad.
by Raccooninabox July 02, 2006
a man takes a shit, sticks a dildo in it and sticks it in the freezer overnight. The next day he takes out the dildo and uses the crap as a condom
by hershey condom December 15, 2009
by kris o June 21, 2007
A body condom is an imaginary device that one might wish they had when they break down and have sexual intercourse with a really filthy woman. Her vagina reeks, and you can be certain that she is a candidate for having multiple STDs. Unfortunately, you don't have a body condom, and you are really horny, so you don a normal condom and dive in, hoping for the best.
1. That bitch was really nasty. I fucked her, but really wish I had worn a body condom, for a bit more protection.
2. That infestation of pubic lice could have been prevented by using a body condom!
2. That infestation of pubic lice could have been prevented by using a body condom!
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
1. an insult reffering to the person as a whore, or one who performs oral sex with a condom and still retains the condom in his or her mouth.
2. also can mean slut or bitch in the derragatory sense
2. also can mean slut or bitch in the derragatory sense
by Nikku March 31, 2006