popcorn comedian

Person who tries to be funny during a movie, but eventually just becomes annoying.

"Man, the movie was great except someone asshole was trying to be a popcorn comedian the whole time."

by PMorty February 18, 2018

Social Comedia

Witty answers given to serious subjects on social media

Any opinion given based on partial fact and confirmation bias. You must be a social comedian

by Nefarius April 16, 2019

broke comedian

Kavaris Is Basically The Definition Of A Broke Comedian. A Broke Comedian Is One Who Dont Get Paid To Be A Comedian And Doing It For Free

Damn he a Broke Comedian

by broke comedian June 7, 2021

stand down comedian

A professional, on stage in a comedy club, who suddenly understands there is no humor in our predicament, nowhere he can take us that is any more absurd than the facts, and walks off.

Oh, he had material ... Mexico building a wall to keep Americans out... Ivanka's first act as president, pardoning her imprisoned daddy, children dying so the school cafeteria staff could return to work... but he saw that we had fallen beyond the reach of laughter. He was finished, a stand down comedian, and others would silently follow.

by Monkey's Dad July 15, 2020

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

comedian

laughter whore

Person 1: who's your favorite comedian?
Person 2: Dane Cook
Person 1: He's a total laughter whore

by Dioxybenzone September 12, 2010

Comey'd

When someone brings up a subject that was a problem they had with you in the past which you thought was settled, like Comey did with Hillary.

Me: Bro, can you believe she brought that up again after all these months?
Friend: Dude, she Comey'd you!

by Ned Hendershot May 9, 2017