Chair throwing stupid

Someone who is so stupid they make you want to throw a chair or another nearby heavy object.

I was in a rage after having to work with Scott because he is chair throwing stupid.

by schwammy January 20, 2011

chain college

a college that has multiple campuses, much like a chain-restaurant

Person 1: I think I'm going to apply to JWU.

Person 2: Don't, it's a chain college. You're better off going to community college.

by hahahahahahno2326 January 22, 2012

chair rot

The art of farting and injecting that dirty fart into an office chair, where by creating a pocket full of rot that will waft up as the next person sits on that chair.

I sniper'd her good with a dose of chair rot

by Plo9y January 12, 2015

chaitan

a person with the name of chaitan is extremely attractive, tall, hilarious and honest. he is a loyal friend and loving boyfriend. he normally keeps to himself at first but once you get to know him he is more then likely going to become one of your best and closest friends. he never spills a secret and is always there to support you. if there is a chaitan in your life, keep him around for the long haul. he is by far one of the best types of people you’ll ever meet. his only downfall is he puts others before himself and tends to doubt himself but he truly is a jack of all trades and will be able to excel at anything he puts his mind to.

boy: “hey did you talk to that one kid today?”
girl: “yeah, chaitan is his name. he’s extremely sweet and talented.”

by horsegirlllllll April 12, 2020

chair day

On national chair day give your friends a present under $20, if you give them a present you have all right to push them off chairs all day (this day is July 10th)

Person1: here’s your chair day present

Person2: oh no

*person1 pushes Person2 off her chair with all her force*
R.I.P person2 2008-2021

Police: why did you push her

Person1: i gave her a present on CHAIR DAY
Police: ok 😏😉
*police falls in love with person1, but she could never love a pig

(Pig= police)

by A1r1i1a1n1a March 20, 2021

Chairbound

Someone so high they can't physically get up.

Guy 1: Get up!! We need to go to Mcdonalds!

Guy 2: Can't, I'm chairbound.

Guy 1: Understandable.

by Insullent Productions March 25, 2021

Chaitali

Chaitali means a girl who is a hot mess, she likes being bitchy but also has a clingy side. She is very loyal and a very good bestfriend. She may also be really sweet and romantic in relationships.

That girl looks so chaitali

by Prettyass November 25, 2021