catfash

Just like a “catfish” (of which, see), a catfash uses a fake social media account replete with fake profile pic to dupe others, but with the aim of anonymously spreading fascist ideas.

See also: reply guy; incel

I can’t tweet anything these days without my DMs getting inundated with catfash.

by An Sionnach December 7, 2020

Capfished

When Amazon caps the volumes on its routes to make them seem smaller, but actually increases the load.

We had a snowstorm move in, and Amazon capfished our DSP- everyone ended up having even more packages.

by Amazondriver1 February 13, 2021

Carfished

The act of being deceived in a car add as to the quality of the car, much like catfished.

He said the car was perfect, but after seeing it in person we were definitely carfished.

by Almostoverlanding March 11, 2021

Capfish

When a man simultaneously caps and catfishes people on dating apps and sites.

Girl, I was swiping on tinder and matched with this fine-ass man but he was a capfish!

by Zappahh March 18, 2021

Cathfish

When you catfish all of your online friends for as long as they know you by taking images from a small no name E-girl on Instagram, suicide bait, expose yourself, disappear for 3 days, then catfish again

“did you see that Ekaterina Cathfished again?”

by DrPineapple May 24, 2021

Carfished

When you order an Uber or Lyft expecting to see a nice car, but a beat up car pulls up! Or the vice versa.

Expecting a ugly car, but a cute car pulls up.

Me: Dude, this is not the car from the picture… Your car is way cooler!

Cute Asian driver: bro! I get that all the time.

Me: dude, you carfished me…

Cute Asian driver. Never heard of that before, add that to Urban Dictionary!

Or…..

Me: dude. This car is beat up!

Driver: it gets me where I need to go, but obviously you too, since you called an Uber.

Me: the App says it’s a 2020 RAV4… am I being carfished?

Driver: you can walk. *engine stops* Bro! Can you help me push?

Me: dude, it’s the 1 star for me!

by justice luv October 18, 2021

Cutfished

When your barber is lowkey a makeup artist and paints on your hairline so when you take a shower it washes off and leaves you with a completely different haircut than you had leaving the barbershop.

Des: “I need a new barber, mine cutfished me 3 times.”
Elvis: “But your hair looks fine”
Des: “That’s not the point, it’s the principle. I feel lied to every time I leave the barbershop.”

by Ankle monitor September 14, 2022