caddywompus

describes a person, place, or thing which is functioning or performing poorly and not at full potential; with a person this may mean being clumsy or forgetting things uncharacteristically; this word might be used to describe anyone displaying uncharacteristic behavior socially or physically; this word is generally not meant in a derogatory way when directed to the person being described, but may be used to describe someone's actions (even one's own actions) so that the person be made aware of the fact that he or she is not performing tasks very well and/or to suggest he or she should fix the problem; outside the presence of the person described or when referring to a place or thing this word is usually meant in a more derogatory sense; with places and things this usually refers to some deficiency that needs attention

"Look at me.. I am all caddywompus today; let me get some coffee first and I'll straighten up."
"You seem caddywompus this morning; rough night?"
"Yea, I guess she was so caddywompus she drove right into the telephone pole."
"This town is caddywompus as hell...NO BARS?!?"
"That controller is all caddywompus now and cuts out since I spilled liquor on the analog stick."

by Baby J[ebus] August 21, 2009

caden

big dick cant fit like sooooooooooo big i love his dick

caden

by yguogufiygfigc June 4, 2019

Cadillac Deuce

Everybody knows that dropping a "Deuce" means taking a dump ... but only an elite brotherhood of truck drivers knows of the "Cadillac" Deuce. A regular "Deuce" consists of going to the public restroom and being exposed to "Rancid Ass" ... not good. For $10.00 you can rent a clean shower room at the truck stop and have your very own "Cadillac Deuce" experience.

"Got Damn ... I gots to shit like a motha fucka ! But I ain't goin' back in there with those nasty ass heathens. I'm gonna break out my reward points and treat myself to a Cadillac Deuce !"

by Mad Honky August 16, 2014

Cadden

The greatest man in bed has the biggest cock and is very sexy girl love him

Girl 1: i need a great guy in bed

Girl 2: get with cadden

by Trust this it is true January 11, 2019

Cadence

Cadence is litty fam. She so pretty that when everyone looks at her they faint. To bad she’s single af. But she has the best best friend that is also really litty but also single af.

“Did you see cadence?” “Yeah. How is she still single?”

by yourmommiesinmybed April 18, 2019

Cade

Cade is athletic and kind. Cade does not get all the girls but when he does he treats her like a queen.

Girl1 ew its Cade.

Girl2 I think that Cade is nice.

by Yeet33333333333444444444666666 November 28, 2019

Cadance

The most beautiful person you will ever meet. Is often misunderstood for being rude but she’s just trying to express herself . She has such a big heart and every boy that meets her gets a crush on her. She is very talented. She can sing and dance and is very flexible. Her best friends are usually outgoing and very nice.

Damn that girl is so pretty she must be a cadance

by Okayboomer13 December 8, 2019