Buttfucked in the Face

(p.t. v): One's own acknowledgement of a soul-crushing embarrassing moment of being humiliated by people of stature; family members, bosses, colleagues, and friends.

Nick (consoling Bill as he is hunched down and crying): Hey, Bill. I saw what happened. It's not that bad. I mean, just go home, sleep on it and tomorrow is another day, man.

Bill (wiping the tears off his face as he looks back at Nick): Nick, you don't understand. I was in the middle of the biggest proposal of my life. Then, just before asking Amy for my hand in marriage in front of her family, my family, friends, co-workers, my fuckin' boss, I bend down with the ring in my hand to ask Amy, the love of my life, for her hand in marriage, and sharted. Everyone was silent for a brief moment, then they all started laughing. Then they were pointing at me. Then they were mimicking me bending down and sharting. Nick, I felt like I got Buttfucked in the Face.

Nick: Bill, if it makes you feel any better...I fucked Amy last night. She's a whore.

Buttfucked in the Face by Studs Lonigan III April 17, 2026

walking buttfuck 

Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.

At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.

walking buttfuck by Rufus Truthfist August 2, 2009

italian buttfuck 

Italian buttfuck is when you put a bowl of spaghetti in the woman's genitals

Her: You wanna do some italian buttfucking?
Him: Yea sure!

italian buttfuck by The Design Community June 14, 2021

Kentucky Buttfucker

Kentucky Bourbon, Fireball, Redbull.

Tell him we want TWO Kentucky buttfuckers, I can see everything in it from here!

Kentucky Buttfucker by deenjiee November 27, 2025

Australian Buttfuck

When you put you bendy straw into a brown liquid upside down.

Ben put his straw into his Pepsi upside down preforming an Australian buttfuck

Australian Buttfuck by Florida man 363525 December 20, 2025

Crabwalking buttfuck Spider

The crabwalking buttfuck spider

Is a large dinner plate sized spider

This primeval creature has a danger level of extraordinary it latches onto its human victims Faces and sticks it's proboscis into any available offices and secretes it's DMT load incompasitating it's victim shlepna male shlepnar female the shlepna secretes DMT specifically 5 meo DMT n,n DMT 5 chloro DMT 5 bromo DMT NMT 4aco DMT and 4-ho DMT. the shlepnar latches onto the face of the victim after eating the shlepna to fertilize the eggs it absorbs the shlepnas DMT and uses it to keep the human incompasitated while it fertilizes once the eggs are fertilized the shlepnar uses its 3rd proboscis to blow its egg load into the humans mouth the eggs become larva that feed themselves to the victim to preserve their living food source for as long as possible the larva secrete DMT as well after the larva mature they kill their food source by rapidly consuming every non vital part of the brain for counciousness preserving the counciousness maximum suffering the larva need endorphins to grow into crab walking buttfuck spiders the females die after blowing their load

Hey Ricky do you want to go catch that shlepna

Yhea Romulus we need that "(crabwalking buttfuck spider)" transcend the eseential part yes it's imperative

Crabwalking buttfuck Spider by Bondrewd the novel April 10, 2026

conga line of buttfuck 

1) Gay group sex where each participant other than the first and last man has a penis in his rectum and his penis in a rectum. 2) A line of motorists with no regard for adequate following distance.

Look at those cager assholes making a conga line of buttfuck.

conga line of buttfuck by flodgenuttz February 19, 2015