Girl: Just don't nut in me, I didn't take my birth control today.
Guy: Uh well, I jizzed 5 minutes ago and just been slug knobbing since.
Guy: Uh well, I jizzed 5 minutes ago and just been slug knobbing since.
by helldarwinsfear April 03, 2017
When your on drugs(mdma or pills) and times just starts moving really slow like a slug this and happen when your sat down or when your walking somewhere, time slugs are everywhere and always showing up
by Time slugger November 27, 2021
being so incredibly horny it concerns everyone around them. Horny at anytime e.g dentist, school, just anywhere. Its incredible atrocious.
by erenissuperior June 28, 2021
by Big Nasty J October 15, 2010
Really really wet pussy. Like moist pussy. Like she is so turned on, you better not waste time because she will be angry if you don’t please her when she has slug lips
“Damn bae I just put the tip in and you already got slug lips? Gotta slow down before I put a baby in you”
by Hampton Grey April 21, 2021
by NutSocketRocket January 24, 2020
Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
Wow, those were some scrumptious slugs
by T H O T P O L I C E October 03, 2018