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Bludget

Name given to a man that is seeking a blowjob from a prostitute but is unable to pay top dollar due to being on a budget.
I really need my dick sucked baby but I can’t pay that much, I’m on a bludget.
by Beaner 1 February 24, 2018
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Budge It

To move something out of place. Opposite of nudget (Nudge It)
<YudGherp> It won't budge!
<PruneMech> Then budget harder, asslace!
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003
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bulgeass

A game invented by Frances Carle, in 2008, where you grab the other players ass/bulge untill someone gives up. Gabe kicks frances ass at this game XD
Nerd:Stop playing bulgeass! Mr Colepepper is right there, youre gonna get caught.
Gabe:no
by melonheadr09 May 18, 2008
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budged

When your A.D. won't hunt the money, it means that your budged is limited and the purchase countryside is disappointing.
You have 22 of budged, of which 12+5 are gone for Vucinic and Riise!
by Coozi June 26, 2008
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Sex Bulge

When a female is so thin that once your dick penetrates her pussy it stretches her stomach outward in the shape of it. It usually tends to appear in rule 34 and other porn websites.
Sex bulge
I slowly approached Marigold and said “wanna fuck, I’m big!” She gazed at me, “Sure!” She agreed. Then we went down to business, I began to strip, unleashing my legendary dick. She was so excited she just ripped her pants down. I held her to the wall, with my dick close to her stomach. “Your clit hard?” I asked, “no?” She asked, “why?”.

“Because I know I can make it hard” I said.
I put my dick closer to her pussy. She was blushing, “Do it” she dared me. I teased her by putting it inside only a wee bit and back out. She was pleased, I teased her again, only putting it a little further. Then, I shoved it in and out, staying close to the opening of her vagina, then I went deeper. Took it back out a little bit, and went DEEPER into her stomach, I couldn’t hold it, I put it in that bitch. Her skinny body was stretching by the size of my cock, I went even deeper, carefully putting in each ball, then, I came.
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 5, 2022
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bludge

bludge - verb - to annoy, be dishonest, cop out, etc.
That class is bludgin' me.

Guy #1: 'dude I lost the bud'
Guy #2: 'bludgements!'
by doo doo baby April 7, 2005
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budgerigar

by Eibro October 2, 2003
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