White breakfast

The act of masturbating so that you ejaculate on your own face.

Oh wow, I can't believe that Pete just gave himself a white breakfast...

by -Bapwich- October 20, 2010

Labia Breakfast

When a female wakes her partner by silently lowering her privates down onto the sleeping persons face. They awaken to a face full of lady parts for a pleasant surprise.

Oh my, i woke Henry up with a Labia Breakfast the other day, he was so surprised that he didn't know what to do. He said he loved it.

by nico-p March 9, 2018

Breakfast shake

When your girl gives u a handjob to wake you up.

Adiv’s parents gave him an egg, cheese, bacon on a crossaint toasted and a breakfast shake at Dunkin Donuts for his birthday.

by thebusishere May 3, 2018

Shower breakfast

When you take a bowl movement in the shower. Waffle stomp your bowl movement, then ingest said waffle.

See Waffle stomp

Jeff was a lot of things,but he was never late. To save time in the morning,he'd usually just stomp out a shower breakfast.

by Dr.Cha0s December 24, 2021

Spartacus Breakfast

The veritable breakfast of champions which consists solely of a cigarette with coffee and/or hard liquor.

No way this playa getting though No Nut November without a Spartacus Breakfast each morning.

by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023

breakfast

the drug speed amphetamine

got any breakfast
I think i some breakfast

by boardie September 26, 2004

japanese breakfast

A blow job in which the girl has a mouthful of not only cock, but warm noodles.

"Dude, she totally gave me a Japanese Breakfast!"

by Mathetron January 26, 2007