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Britishly

Instead of being politically correct something is britishly correct
The inbetweeners is britishly correct
by Daddylonglegs123 July 14, 2020
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british "people"

human beings who claim to be people, but are british so they aren't.
british "people" always tell me they deserve human rights.
by i-hate-britain May 8, 2023
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x-boxitis

Calling it sick for a day to get some more quality time with a sweaty 360 controller instead of going to work or school.
Darlington: Hey, where's Baje?

Me: $10 says it's x-boxitis. He said something about hitting the CoD5 yesterday.

Darlington: Does he need a get well soon card?
by Deuce"Nurgen"Devine January 28, 2009
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Half-Past British

1. The time of night when a person or group of people get so drunk that they develop a thick Cockney accent. Usually occurs in white American males between the ages of 18 and 24.
1. Person #1- "Oi! Yeh sally fuckin' bastard! I'll fucking brain yeh!"

Person #2 " I'll fuckin' whip yeh arse, yeh uppity prick!"

Person #3 "What the fuck time is it?"

Persons #1 and #2 "ITS FUCKING HALF-PAST BRITISH!"

Person #3 "Gays."
by Sallywhacker January 30, 2010
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British People

The people of Great Britain have an accent that gets annoying easily. Great Britain consists of England, N. Ireland, Scotland, and Wales but if you call them British they will get offended and say "No you stupid American, I'm English!" Even though the dumbasses all come from the same country, Britain. Generally, their hobbies include drinking tea, having a horrible dental hygiene, making shitty humor, putting u's in the word humor, and pissing on Americans. Even though that proves their just as arrogant and stupid.
American: That shitbomb drinking tea with Queen Elizabeth with cornuts for teeth over there is Jack, he's British.

British Man: BLOODY HELL, I'M ENGLISH!
by That's Incredible March 15, 2015
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British Isles

The British Isles are an archipelago of islands off North-Western Europe. The two largest islands are Great Britain and Ireland. Great Britain consists of three countries: England, Wales and Scotland. Ireland consists of two countries: Northern ireland and the Republic of Ireland. Great Britain together with Northern Ireland make up the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (UK).
Many people mistake England for an island, which is because of the extensive use of English as a vernacular across the island of Great Britain (although Welsh and Gaelic are also used a lot). England is just one of the countries of Great Britain, if one is to call it a country, as it does not have its own government (unlike Scotland and Wales). Britain and England are not interchangeable, despite England having the UK capital.
The British Isles has five different countries.
England is not one of the islands of the British Isles!
by jthom9 January 22, 2009
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british shower

Taking a shower in britain or just a shower in britain.
Sarah: I'm going to britain and the first thing I'm going to do when i arrive is take a shower.

Jessica: you mean a "british shower"??

Sarah: s h u t u p Jessica!!
by heeeeeeiiiiiiiii it's 420 August 15, 2020
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