Beating his cyclopse

They act of going to the bathroom to take a dump but secretly beating ur meat instead.

Even though derek said he fell asleep on the toilet i knew he was beating his cyclopse

by DG RAGE April 13, 2011

Beating on that butter

A person who’s busting a nut, or a massive kiss ass

“Damn Kathryn, does he beat on his butter for you?”

“What?”
“Does he kiss ass to you?”
“Totally, he’ll be beating on that butter tonight “

by Beating on that butter June 7, 2018

Beating

Something you deserve

You really deserve a beating.

by SuperMobb September 30, 2018

beating chicken heart

This is like the Gonzo and Fruitbowl
Step1) grab your scrotum,but be careful to allow your testicles to still hang freely to the ground.
Step2) ask someone if they want to see a beating chicken heart
Step3) when you have a victim willing to see, show him your sack while squeezing your scrotum in a pulsating rhythm to make it appear to be beating

no need for an example....

by Papawood December 8, 2003

beating ass

to beat up, mostly in the ass region. Happens most frequently with a homosexual or bisexual male getting mad at another male and beating their ass, perhaps even attempting to rape.

"Kenny was beating ass again."
"Did he use his finger?"
"No, Fist......"

by Kenny Foreman February 22, 2008

Beating the brush

Having sex or jerking off,clearly from a bob ross video

Mother:what are you doing in there? Artistic son:im just beating the brush mom.

by Evilerskull September 18, 2018

birthday beatings

The one time of year people who both love and hate you have an excuse to hit you. Typically undertaken by males within the periods of primary school to college.

Did you hear it's Brookeys birthday today? Time to give him some birthday beatings!

by EclipsedHakuren October 9, 2016