Strict teacher: "Are you two having problems? Because I can split you up if you are..."
Kid (muttered under breath while teacher's back is turned): "Well you can just eat my dirty thong...bitch."
"Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!"
Kid (muttered under breath while teacher's back is turned): "Well you can just eat my dirty thong...bitch."
"Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!"
by Lauren & Elin October 3, 2005
Get the Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH! mug.You think we wouldn't notice all this blatchford in the drainage? March right up to your room, young lady. And the busted garburator is coming outta your allowance.
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Get the biatch mug.A foul party prank in which one turns on someone's oven (to preheat it) then sneaks a cookie sheet into the bathroom. A tasty dump is then taken on the cookie sheet and when the coast is clear the sheet is placed in the already warm oven. The culprit then usually leaves the gathering as it only takes about five minutes for the entire place to reek of dung. A horrible mess to clean up as well.
by TunaSled July 6, 2003
Get the soft batch mug.1. The most Australian phrase ever spoken. Believed to have originated by a quintessentially Australian television personality by the name of Ray Meagher who played Alf Stewart on the long-running Australian show "Home and Away"
A: Oh dude. . foreigners. Let's fuck with em.
B: Okay. Hey mate! Throw another shrimp on the barbie!
A: fuck that off for a bad joke! We're having cattle! Chuck us a stubbie!
B: No wuckers mate *walks towards esky and staggers a bit*
A: OI! GET AWAY FROM THE FLAMIN' BOATSHED! BLOODY GALAH!
*foreigners looking puzzled followed by raucous laughter by A and B*
B: Okay. Hey mate! Throw another shrimp on the barbie!
A: fuck that off for a bad joke! We're having cattle! Chuck us a stubbie!
B: No wuckers mate *walks towards esky and staggers a bit*
A: OI! GET AWAY FROM THE FLAMIN' BOATSHED! BLOODY GALAH!
*foreigners looking puzzled followed by raucous laughter by A and B*
by Ozzie Oz and the Beautiful Bunch July 9, 2007
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