bleckage

The act of doing something stupid or displeasurable.

Jimmy: "that was some major bleckage right there!"

by little Jimmy Gouche March 9, 2008

Bleaching Socks

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.

Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!

by d00wrag February 22, 2011

Bleached the spoons

To make a remark on social media that opens you up to ridicule and hilarity.

I bleached the spoons when I said One Direction were musicians.

I bleached the spoons when I didn't know who Shakespeare was.

by Zixer May 5, 2014

Beccy time

When a lady pleasures herself in the absence of a male

We heard the door close behind her, and we knew she was about to engage in Beccy time

by Hogopogo11 June 2, 2015

Bleach

Solves all problems
-triggered

-sexually harassed

- living

Yo my nigga pass the bleach

by Yo boi uh skinny penis October 2, 2016

bleach it out

ending your depression by drinking bleach

bleach it out

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

bleach it out

a quote made up by a group known as the bleach squad

maddi, billy, paige = bleach it out

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016