sinus blaster

The resultant cleaning of one's sinuses after an explosive sneeze with your mouth closed

"Wow, George, did you just fart out of your nose?"

"Nope. That was just another sinus blaster."

by emmaruby March 21, 2008

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Douche Blaster

A male who just can’t help but have jackass or douche baggery comments spew from his mouth like a fire hose on a fairly constant and embarrassing basis.

"Dude this is why i don't take you places because you can't keep your mouth shut for five seconds. your such a Douche Blaster!"

by Bradley the third December 2, 2009

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popo blaster

the act of swiftly kicking a man in the scrotum from behind when he is unaware

I gave Steve a popo blaster yesterday. He is in a lot of pain today.

by brucewillislova August 20, 2011

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fat basterd

A guy who is a lazy good for nothing piece of shot some people call it a virus of being a douch and a fat basterd

My dad sits on my mother spanking her what a fat ass good for nothing fat basterd

by Lorcan hodges December 6, 2015

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A blasssstteeeerr: One who generally just FBs, goes to Chicago and blasters' in Wrigleyville or at Soldier Field; may travel abroad and use stronger Jameson but stays around ubiquitous Irish Pubs; roots for the lesser of NY teams; plays dimes and blasts; he above all, makes facial expressions that read 'whatta blaster'.

"He was playing dimes, and after he got a dime in his beer, he slammed it and wouldn't stop acting like ''Strictly a Blaster''.

by StarAreEn July 8, 2009

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Turkey Baster

Any junkie who has been using needles so long that they have blown out all of their veins and now must break the tip off of the needle and squirt their dope (heroin, cocaine, meth, oxys...whatever their drug of choice is) up their ass to get high. This is usually followed by the person shitting his/herself and is pretty amusing to watch.

Junkie #1: I love to turkey baste my dope but i hate cleaning the shit off my leg when I am done.

Junkie #2: That is why I turkey baste over the toilet man, no mess to clean up.

It is so sad to see Randy now, I hear that he is a turkey baster. He is wasting his life shooting meth up his ass.

by two lips April 20, 2010

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