Balcony Couple

The balcony couple is the one (if out of multiple) couple(s) that are always by the balcony. They’re the balcony kids everyone knows and is fucking annoyed by, because they are the cringiest and most annoying couple in the school. They are also super controlling of eachother and are so clingy that you’d rather jump off the balcony than date one them. And they are always making out and grabbing each others genitals. They also create so much drama because they have to let everyone know that they’re dating and will attack anyone who comes near the others “husband” or “wife”. Because of all of this drama when they finally break up they have no friends left, so tragic. Because they have no friends they sit up by the balcony with of the other sluts that eat there for lunch. Basically they are the biggest sluts out of the biggest group of sluts in school.
P.S Go to the balcony during lunch at your own risk because they might be, actually probably, no DEFINITELY will be fucking.

“Wanna go to the balcony for lunch?”
“Fuck no I’m not tryna get AIDS from the balcony couple.”
“Yeah besides I’m not tryna get attacked cuz I walked past (blanks) quote on quote husband.”
“Oh wait nvm we can go up”
“Why?”
“They just broke up. Btw you own me $20”

by DepressionIsRealGuys69 September 27, 2018

bafoon

the incorrect way of spelling buffoon

bafoon is normaly a way to insult someone without cursing...

in a sentience you could say: "you have a pee pee the size of ur brain bafoon

respond with *buffoon

by jack_the_pringle_koala August 2, 2019

Baboon Meat

Term coined by comedian Shamari Wilkins refering to slinging penis to various women.

I hit shawty up the other night to give her some baboon meat but she didn't reply.

by Shamgodd91 August 15, 2019

Balloon boobies

When a girls boobs are so huge that they literally look like 2 huge balloons

Bro1, dude have you seen Jamie’s tits

Bro2, yea man they look like balloon boobies

by Bigboynate April 27, 2020

balconic

where a person are having a picnic on a balcony

would you like to join me for a balconic.

by mrsoompaloompa February 21, 2021

Baldone

That one person in the friend group commonly referred to as "annoying", the "mommy's love", the one who always says he'll do something but never will. Bonus points if the person has no hair.

Hey, you said you'd go out every day, baldone!

by helicopter-helicopter November 14, 2021

Balloon cooter

When a vagina is tight upon entry but as you enter deeper its gets wider/looser as if you’re blowing up a balloon

Guy1: how was the sex
Guy 2: it was alright.. she had a balloon cooter though... so I had to fake a nut.

Tiffany doesn’t know what a balloon cooter is.... I think she has a balloon cooter

by Antlet7261 September 8, 2021