Balls

balls

Can I put my balls in your jaws? (Your jaws)
Balls in your jaws
Can I? (Can I?)
Can I? (Can I?)
Can I put my balls in your jaws? (Your jaws)
Balls in your jaws
Can I? (Can I?)
Can I? (Can I?)

by Cumintha May 3, 2022

Balkans

A region in Southeast Europe where everyone hates each other.

Greece hates turkey and vice versa

Serbia hates turkey and vice versa
Greece hates Albania

Greece hates skopia and vice versa
Serbia hates Croatia and vice versa
Bulgaria hates turkey and vice versa
No one likes Slovenia and no one considers it Balkan.

Those Balkans are fucking crazy

by not a guy named Andreas December 14, 2019

Jingle Balls

My testicles on the holidays. Typically substituted for "jingle bells" when trying to come up with new Christmas songs.

"Jingle Balls, I slip and Fall, While Shopping at the Mall" ..... bad example, but it sounds way the hell better than the lousy original song that your teachers made you sing in the school Christmas recital.

by classyguy271 December 23, 2010

in the ballpark

when you attempt to answer someone's question, but you're not exactly correct. but you have a general idea of the answer.

"what does the term credit mean?" asks Mr. Wagner.
"when you don't have cash and you still buy something" said Meister.
"You're In the ballpark." replied Mr. Wagner.

by D-Rock 12 October 16, 2006

balls deep

To fuck someone the full length of your penis until you hit with your balls

I was balls deep in sarah last night

by the master of the universe May 23, 2015

ballin

To stunt...

To have it going on with money, cars, hoes, clothes, style, body, and pimping.

Doin it big...

Dude: Man your dating that hot ass girl?! and you drive a Cadillac?!!!! and You just got a table at club Pure with a bottle of Dom Pérignon?

Baller: Yea im ballin.

by Young Gawd March 27, 2011

Ballsacktallywack

Part of speech: verb/noun/adjective

Past tense: Ballsacktallywacked

Etymology: The English word: ballsack, and the São Tomé and Príncipe of Africa word: tallywack

Definitions:
1. Something to yell when you don't know what else to yell, but feel a strange need to yell something.
2. A word that describes the motion of a long piece of rubber, actually wacking a man in the place where no man wants to be wacked (the testicles... ouch!)
3. Like "awkward turtle" something to break the ice during an awkward situation.

A word to the wise - in 93% of the situations one would use the term ballsacktallywack at the end of a sentence, it is followed by an exclamation point.

1. "Ballsacktallywack!!!!!! Woah, that was strange."
2. "my wife ballsacktallywacked me last night, all just because i got home past midnight..."
3. "Dude, I'm gay."
silence...
"Ballsacktallywack!"

by Stevo-K January 3, 2009