Bacon bonce 

Nonce chomo pedo

Your a bacon mate, "what" bacon bonce nonce

Bacon bonce by Dicky Hicky September 23, 2022

Bacon Stamp 

Taking a limp peice of bacon and slapping it across an individuals face.

Also used as a verb pertaining to having intercourse with someone.

Dudeeee! YOU JUST GOT BACON STAMPED!

Id bacon stamp that.

Bacon Stamp by Allison.grace.2 February 22, 2011

bacon stretcher 

An object that can be lobbed in to the category that the "Left Handed Smoke Shifter" resides in. The joke is commonly used on members of a younger group who have not heard of it before- "Hey, can you go get the bacon stretcher?". The the other members would then watch as the person would actually try to find it.

"Hey Little Jhonny, can you go bring me the bacon stretcher?"

bacon stretcher by xkruthlieuarhgoiqent4c September 18, 2017

bacon and eggs 

Tourettes Guy's favorite breakfast, aside from Total.

Shirlena: Danny, what do ya want for breakfast?
Tourettes Guy: Bacon and eggs dear!
Shirlena: What?
Tourettes Guy: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS!

bacon and eggs by LakeCharlesGuy March 30, 2009

bacon bazooka 

penis

I stuck my bacon bazooka into her bearded oyster and we did some horizontal jogging.

bacon bazooka by Dunky Oggins November 1, 2003

bacon tetris 

The act of arranging bacon strips on a frying pan in the most efficient way possible given the dimensions of your pan. The goal is to maximize the number of bacon strips on the heating surface without leaving any part of any strip uncooked.

I have 100 square inches of bacon and only 36 square inches of frying pan area. Time to play bacon tetris.

bacon tetris by skunkhead69 May 14, 2013

Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger 

A burger from Jack-in-the-box which contains a constipatingly large amount of cheese, 2 meat patties and of course, bacon, mayo, mustard and ketchup. No tomato or lettuce to speak of. This burger is most commonly consumed by the HOMOSAPIEN BAKEDUS, a nocturnally-feeding animal. Consumption almost always ends up with regret the following day.

Damn dude. Charlie ate that entire Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger. He's gonna shit himself in his sleep.

Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger by Moke October 27, 2006