big bean burrito

When a giant Mexican has anal sex with a white man after eating Taco Bell.

Micheal gave his lover a big bean burrito.

by AngelDelMuerto May 20, 2014

Muddy Burrito

In the process of having anal sex you decide to put it in her mouth, hence the muddy burrito.

anal to oral...muddy burrito.

by dbone spanish rose November 22, 2009

5-lay her burrito

the act of placing your penis inside a 5-layer burrito and thrusting it into a woman's vagina

Mark, I just bought a 5-layer burrito from Taco Bell. I'm about to give all five layers to my girlfriend when she gets the old 5-lay her burrito.

by Don't Hassle the Hoff June 5, 2010

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

by God September 27, 2004

burrito butt

someone whose ass smells like a buritto because they ate too many the previous night and now have burrito smelling farts

'damn girl! u got a burrito butt'

by elvisrocks321 July 10, 2009

Burrito Fail

The act of repeatedly failing at the same task multiple times. Must be at least 3 failed attempts, before it can be considered a burrito fail

an epic burrito fail is epically failing at the same task multiple times

most commonly takes place during gaming

co-authors Biggest Gunns & xXCrawfordXx

BoB401 tried to rush turret and dies,
BoB401 tries again in same way dies again,
Bob401 tries third time and dies
xXCrawfordXx: "Stop burrito failing dude!"

by Biggest Gunns March 30, 2009

Burrito Belly

Burrito Belly: Adj. That bloated, "rumbly in in your tumbly" feeling that you get immediately after eating a large burrito. These symptoms are almost always accompanied by a feeling of great urgency to find a bathroom immediately.

"Man I have a bad case of burrito belly, I need a bathroom NOW!"

by JohnnyRocketZoom April 28, 2013