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bump drafting

a fat lazy shit who does nothing but finger himself and fap to porn all day nonstop and does jack shit until 4 am
man that guy is a real bump drafting
by cheeseman2020 June 9, 2020
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Bumpa

1. Noun. A cool nickname for a beloved, oftentimes cool, grandfather.

2. Noun. Nickname for Grandfather. Mother's dad or dad's dad.
I'm so excited that I get to see my Bumpa and granny this weekend with my sister and cousins!! It's already such a fun time when our Bumpa is around telling us about his days as a young boy in Puerto Rico.
by Childrenrthafuture July 21, 2018
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BUMP N GRIND

The P.C. name for "sex on the dancefloor." When a guy (usually very drunk and horny) moves behind and gets up as close as possible to a girl to dance to a rap song.
The only way to dance to 50's "Candyshop" song is to bump n grind. It's like practically having sex on the dancefloor.
by Tres14 July 31, 2008
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speed bump

1. a hump in the road designed to stop cars from going above 25 in a residential area.

2. anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals
by Light Joker August 22, 2007
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bump bump

An onomatopoetic phrase stated out loud when one has a boner.

Typically, the second 'bump' is stated with higher inflection, and the volume of the phrase is representative on how raging the boner is.

The phrase can also be used in general situations of extreme happiness.
After seeing a tall blonde girl with huge tits walk past you while sitting on the park bench with a couple of buddies: "bump bump"

"Hey bro, I just saw that hot ging at that party, and I totally bump bumped."

"Tiger Woods just won the tournament, our douchebag varsity golf roommate Patrick probably just bump bumped."
by balbir December 7, 2011
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satan bump

Reflector bumps in the middle of the road that try their hardest to fuck you up while you are carving on your longboard.
Dude I almost hella ate shit on one of those satan bumps
by Shitcleaner December 25, 2007
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Knowledge bump

A more prominent occipital bone than typical. It was once believed that this area grew as knowledge was accumulated. More noticeable in canines.
The only smart dog I've ever owned had a knowledge bump.
by Pyrotard November 1, 2008
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