by Iamfunnyiknow September 18, 2017
One who’s breath wreaks of several buttholes all at the same time, as if he or she just left an orgy without using Listerine.
by Kentucky Klondike Originator June 08, 2018
The term for when you have jerked off so much that nothing comes out. The rare puff or exhale that issues out of the penile hole when this occurs.
The other day I wanked so much that I elicited the pope’s breath.
Peter is staying in tonight, he must be working toward the pope’s breath.
Peter is staying in tonight, he must be working toward the pope’s breath.
by PhantomThrust June 15, 2023
Dude 1: I need a gum so bad!
Dude 2: yeah, bro you have costco breath!
Dude 1: I know! But all the food samples at costco were good!
Dude 2: yeah, bro you have costco breath!
Dude 1: I know! But all the food samples at costco were good!
by Kandeez May 28, 2010
by Spasticunicorn November 24, 2016
Safe Breath is the practice of wearing a face mask usually followed by people with a sense of social conscious. Practicing Safe Breath is patronizing businesses that require face masks in public retail spaces and boycotting those that do not.
I used to shop there but they don't Practice Safe Breath, so I vote with my money and shop where Safe Breath is practiced.
by ilookmarvlus July 15, 2020
Grandpa: Why don't the kids like to talk to me?
Grandma: They can't stand the stand of your gross ass pipe breath
Grandma: They can't stand the stand of your gross ass pipe breath
by Chelseafc10 March 29, 2017