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hope the birds come 

a. To hope anyone (or any creature) participates in an activity you are doing awkwardly on your own.

b. To hope a mess is cleaned by someone other than yourself.
A. "Sometimes I just whip it out and hope the birds come."
A. "I sprinkle wonder bread along the coast and hope the birds come."

B. "I spilled tomato sauce all over the kitchen floor. Well, here's hoping the birds come."
hope the birds come by supereboy February 4, 2021
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Hop On Angry Birds 

When you want to get 5 cocks shoved up your anal cavity with feathers as lubricant. Usually involves 6-12 people. Normally, two people stay in a doggystyle position and 10 men, 5 for each receiver, shove their throbbing dicks into an ass full of feathers.
Joe: Hey guys, want to hop on Angry Birds?
Other people: Sure, lets find a nice spot.

why do birds suddenly appear 

just like me, they long to be, close to you
You: hey britney, why do birds suddenly appear?

Britney: i dunno y?

You: just like me, they long to be, close to you...

Letting the birds out

When a big assed girl (especially those named Susan) lets their fucking rangoon filled tits out for all to see. Done especially in swimming pools and at nude beaches.
Man: Oh fuck! Is she really gonna do it?!
Other man: She’s really gonna fucking do it! She’s letting the birds out!
Susan: Hey boys, want some rangoon loaded fuckers!?

Where the birds at 

Means where the hoes at
Aye gang where the birds at?

windy gap birds 

Walker dew scouting for birds that are 15
there were so many Windy gap birds wanting me
windy gap birds by john shugart January 31, 2023

catchin hella birds 

in the position where you are getting the hella birds. opp. of throwing hella birds.
Bob: "damn man, everyone found out I aced my test. Now I'm catchin hella birds.