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turkey basting

The sexual act of penatrating a man or woman's rectum and urinating into such rectum. Upon extracting member urine will presede to flow from rectum resulting in a pressurized stream. Coinciding with a yelp or scream from the reciever simlar to a turkey call.
Girl: Do you want to try something new?
Guy: Roll over and I'll give you a good turkey basting.
Girl: Turkey basting? What do I do?
Guy: I'm gonna pee in your butt and let it flow. You're gonna need a shower and some clean sheets after this.
Girl: Okay!
by S.A.B. November 25, 2007
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G Battling

The art of holding in a large deuce, in a highly competitive setting. Socially acceptable for male, while chicks caught G Battling are deemed unfuckable.
"Oh man, I just missed that entire lecture...Kevin and I were G Battling the entire class. He went home to change."
by I-70 Dumper October 9, 2008
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Basting the Turkey

When a Man and woman are having sex and the man then pulls out and ejaculates on her and then begins to Gobble while he is doing it.
Basting the Turkey.Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Try to sound realistic!!
by KyleRM December 29, 2007
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batwing

A batwing is when spikey pulls his ball sack to the side and you can see the veins.
"man spikey's ball sack was wide, like a batwing"
by mercluke January 8, 2009
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Butting heads

Butting heads happens when a pregnant female and a male with an extremely large cock are engaging in sexual intercourse. As the male begins to vigorously thrust his large cock into the pregnant females vagina, and gets deeper and deeper, eventually the head of his dick will begin butting against the head of the unborn fetus, which is commonly known as butting heads.
Jameson: Hey Gary, I heard you were banging that pregnant hooker last night.
Gary: Yeah, I did. And I’m pretty sure that baby and I were butting heads most of the time. I probably gave it a concussion.
by SmellMyFingerrrrr June 26, 2019
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Betting On Horses

Man, in my dream last night I was really banging her senseless. I was giving her the whole betting on horses treatment bigstylee!
by CM's FTB October 24, 2009
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fire baiting

when you jack off for so long that your penis feels like it is on fire, or when you have a boner for a prolonged amount of time and it feels like u busted your penis
"fire baiting" man last night this hot chick teased me so bad, she acted like she was gonna jump my bone for like 3 hours.. then she left.. so i jacked off for 4 hours straight
by morningwood231 March 7, 2009
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