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by a name that is totally not tok December 3, 2020

The Batman

A sexual act where mid copulation you kill your partners parents, preferably by shooting them.

Inmate 1: "hey man, what are you in for?"
Inmate2: "I did the batman on my girlfriend"

by delahunty1000 January 25, 2016

batman bang

The batman bang is a very intense sexual eploration like none other it is when a man is fucking a chick he pulls out sprays black paint on her vagina he then gets on his knees and slams his forhead into the the womans vagina several times leaving an inprint on the mans forhead looking almost identical to the batman sign the woman then licks it off his forhead leaving her mouth black resembling the batcave he then sticks his still erectile penis into the dark hole. the man then jizzes all over her face making her look like the joker. Bat man and the joker must go into battle so the man cock slaps the joker several times untill either his penis breaks or the jokers neck.

I was so pissed off at clarice last night i told her its time to do the batman bang. She won so im going to the doctors today to get my penis fixed. THAT BITCH!!

by frain44 March 19, 2008

batman

1)a comic super hero
2)an expression used often on the internet to highly emphasis something

1)batman and robin
2)HOLY BATMAN! this lag is terrible!

by uncle sam October 18, 2006

bamsag

<n.> This demeaning phrase was originated in New Jersey's Monmouth county. The 6-letter word originally stands for

Bennies At Monmouth, Shy Around Girls

Yet this phrase has evolved from just being used with bennies and people shy around girls, now it is known to be affiliated with pansies and pus*ies alike. This can easily be replace with any word to poke fun at one another.

A: Dude you go first.
B: Nah, You dude.
A: Shut the hell up, don't be such a bamsag.

A: Man, just go talk to her, she's looking at you.
B: I don't know bro.
A: You bamsag, just go over there!

by D-Roc June 19, 2006

batm

Blatant Ass To Mouth

A highly skilled manoeuvre performed in a pornagraphic film. The penis is taken from a freshly plundered marmite well, and presented forth to the mouth of the aforementioned owner of the plundered anus.

"I bet she loves a bit of BATM"

"Yeah, i reckon she's suck the schlong straight after it's fucked her bunghole"

"yeah, dirty bitch your mum eh?!"

by Jaylovex April 7, 2004

Bathsturbate

When a person masterbates while they are using the bathroom

"Kelly is such a bathsturbater! I mean she masturbating in front of me while she was peeing!"

by stellaa165678 June 16, 2009