Assad

Assad is a male human being is completely obsessed with Apple related products, the only drink that he will drink is Mango juice

Person 1: Dude, you seen the new iPad 2
Person 2: The what?
Person 1: The iPad 2, you've never heard of it before?
Person 2: Haven't they just released the original iPad?
Person 1: Yeah, but they wanna make money
Person 2: Fair shout, you know anyone who is gonna get one?
Person 1: Yeah, Assad said he's gonna wait outside the nearest Apple store until it opens just to get one
Person 2: Sweet! I love Assad, what a dude
Person 1: He's so obsessed with Apple, he's got a Mac, an iPhone, iPod and the original iPad

by Percy297 March 22, 2011

assdirt

the little bits of dirt your wash off during a shower or just filth in general you may find in between your ass cheeks

"dude, i love washing that assdirt from my ass in the shower!!!

by beatlefan07 August 22, 2008

assdent

The giant indent left in the couch by one's posterior after an extended period of sitting. Often seen in conjunction with couch potato-itis.

The assdent your mom left behind after last night's episode of Desperate Housewives was so deep that we lost the remote, a half-eaten turkey burger, and someone's cat.

by samh5f April 29, 2010

Aseda

Aseda is a girl with a light heart funny and she is a loyal friend but has serious trust issues .she is laid back kind and loving everyone loves her .she is very smart and is always on top of her school work

Person1: aseda she is the most funniest person I have met deffo need to meet her her

by Dreamland October 26, 2020

Aksed

(Axed, acksed)

Slang pronunciation of "asked"

Ayo I aksed you to do the dishes.

by BigBrainBen002 October 6, 2021

couldn't b arsed

Wen u jus don't giv a shit

Emma:Niamh u make 1 and I'll vote it in

Niamh: couldn't b arsed

by 3mymulls April 12, 2017

Did I asked?

The most fucking rudest thing to say to a person. If someone says that they are probably a brat, It is so fucking annoying. It also means that aka when someone says it they are actually saying I don't give a shit.

Jass Child: Your artwork looks so nice!
Jack: Did I asked?

by Idc_biss✨⌐■_■ January 26, 2022