two inch warrior

a penis which is two inches long owned mainly by aidan the fucker.

put your two inch warrior away aidan.

by Jared Co: March 10, 2004

The 36 Inch Push Broom

When you lift a 3 ft midget by the ankles upside down, face fucking her, while walking around Quicken Loans Arena.

Hey Barry, see that midget across the parking lot? I’m gonna chug these beers and then give her The 36 inch push broom before the game starts.

by Larry and Rex and Benny June 24, 2018

a mile wide and an inch deep

said of a person's knowledge, intelligence or, in some cases, opinion. put another way, you're saying the person knows a lot about everything, but nothing about a given topic.

"That Sarah Palin sure knows foreign policy!"
"She's all talking points. Her knowledge is a mile wide and an inch deep."

by OuLiPo February 27, 2010

Three Inch Rubber Weenies

A very good industrial music band making the scene and getting a good following, easily more authentic than NIN.

Why go in for the standard industrial music types that are poseurs? Three Inch Rubber Weenies is the real thing.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head April 27, 2006

6 inch knuckle duster

it involves bits of metal and leather belt that you fist the other person with it 6 inches deep any deeper they will bleed out there is the mad max version which is the belt and metal and "the grey" version which

is glass instead of metal Also known as the second cherry popper

man last night I gave a 6 inch knuckle duster to my girlfriend she got sent to the E.R. but it was worth it

by MarxistLobster August 12, 2016

a mile wide and an inch deep

Impressive at first but with experience, found to be stupid or unimaginative

"That John Kerry seems to have gravitas."
"He's a mile wide and an inch deep."

by octopod April 10, 2004

Six Inch Clit Slit

Just what it sounds like. An outrageously beat vagina.

Oh my lord, I was beatin' off to this porno until I noticed that six inch clit slit!

by Zanko Harris June 13, 2008