Wade Alexander

The sweetest gentleman you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing. Be prepared to laugh! He comes with all of the jokes. Has a smile brighter than most people’s future. Will occasionally, and by occasionally I mean almost daily, let you know how special you are and how lucky you are to know him. Don’t fuck with Wade Alexander though, do him wrong and you’ll never be allowed inside again. If you know a Wade Alexander, keep them close because they’re as rare as the last time a depressed person took a shower. He’s a badass and will try anything at least once. Loves family and his friends and most of all, music. Never give up on him because he will surprise you everyday and you will never be bored of seeing his beautiful face. Imagine your hero but with some of the best hair in the world, that’s Wade Alexander.

Someone: what is he doing!!?
Mary: he’s being Wade Alexander, you can’t expect anything less!

by breadbite November 22, 2020

kyron alexander

a really hard Hench guy with a horse cock

see that guy in the car, he's such a kyron alexander

by booger sugar June 21, 2021

baby alexander from peppa pig

Baby Alexander might be small but
very powerful. He destroyed the
Russian, Chinese, and North Korea
army's. He killed Kim Jung Un with a
rock mythic mk-7 gun from Fortnite in
a 1v1 solos match in arena. He also
went back in time to give Adolf Hitler
Drugs when he was a little kid and
told him to eat the drugs. Baby
Alexander is also a dad of 3.
Dontavious, Jamal, and Donovan. He
beats all of them with the belt and a
gold rpg and sticks alcohol up their
butt crack.

baby alexander from peppa pig- a literal god
(random person 1):yo u heard of alexander from peppa pig?

(random person 2): oh u mean the guy that basically killed hitler?
(random person 1): yea he’s literally my idol

by nigman999 February 7, 2022

christian alexander lanza

Christian Alexander Lanza is a beautiful human who is best matched with females born in June Christian Alexander Lanza typically attracts older women however his soul tie his other half and his partner in crime ends up being younger. They change the world together.

Christian Alexander Lanza makes me feel alive.

by Loversinthedarkness August 7, 2023

Nathaniel Alexander’ed

Verb; intransitive : to be possessed by the spirit of the ancestors manifested by picking up a folding chair and un-relentlessly beating a deserving Brad or Karen over his/her head or back.

That Karen in red was Nathaniel Alexander’ed during the Montgomery Battle of 08/05/2023

by HaitiansDontPlay August 11, 2023

J. Alexander Kueng

A mulatto cop who was an accomplice to the killing of George Floyd. Despite warning Chauvin of Floyd's lack of pulse, he did nothing to actually to stop Chauvin from kneeling on Mr. Floyd's neck.

He is currently charged with aiding and abetting murder, and faces up to 40 years in prison. He is currently free on $750,000 bail until at least March 3, when his trial begins. He likely will spend several decades behind bars.

J. Alexander Kueng warned Derek Chauvin of George Floyd's lack of pulse, but did nothing to stop him from kneeling on Mr. Floyd's neck. He remains a free man, at least for now.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 27, 2020

Alexandra Hamilton

A gender bent version of Alexander Hamilton

H: Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir
B: that depends who’s asking
H: oh well sure sir I’m alexandra Hamilton I’m at your service, sir. I have been looking for you
B: I’m getting nervous

by GucciRang March 1, 2018