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Australia

The best country you could live in. Im not just saying that to make Australia look good. It is by far the most amazing place..
Aussie pride mate!
i love australia
by yeahbro February 7, 2009
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australian kisses

eating a girl's pussy
I'm gonna give u some australian kisses, but not if u have a nappy dugout
by KY March 2, 2004
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australian loogie

When you jack off in your hand and slap someone on the face. It's australian because it comes "from down under."
"You better shut up or I'll give you an australian loogie!"
by Chris the Waterwoody August 22, 2006
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Sky News Australia

A fake news station that spews out right wing propaganda so misleading that it’s almost laughable. They’re just as bad as Fox News, if not worse.
Guy 1: Where did you hear that information from?

Guy 2: Sky News Australia

Guy 1: *Laughs intensively*
by Spicyspectrum March 2, 2021
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Australian Labour Party

The Australian Labor Party (ALP) is an anachronistic organisation that purports to have a monopoly on social conscience and represent the working classes of Australia.

It is controlled by a caustic mixture of unionist bully boys who make "On the Waterfront" look like "Saturday Night Fever" and casuistic right-wing intellectuals posing as messianic left-wing intellectuals. Both groups share a common vision, namely the manipulation to their own (perhaps pecuniary and/or machavellian)ends of two corresponding strata of the Australian electorate.

One stratum is the worker and disadvantaged who perceives itself to be "abused" by the "boss". It is likely this perception is a hangover from the Australian penal/colonial mind set of "us and them" and may go some way toward explaining the Australian sense of inadequacy on the international political and cultural scene. (cf. sport and Australian supremacy -also consider Mark Twain's report that Sydneysiders were oddly proud of their harbour "ain't she beautiful"? as if they somehow had something to do with the matter, whereas it may be that they felt they had nothing to say about themselves!)

The other stratum are the advantaged who feel guilty for not being born disadvantaged. In a collective attempt to apologise for their sheer good fortune these sons and daughters of the advantaged suspend their intellectual capacity and turn to the ALP to salve their conscience.

The ALP, of course, cannot assuage their angst because it has no more a monopoly on social conscience than any other political organisation. These people quickly forget that it was the ALP who designed the White Australia Policy, reintroduced fees for teriary education during the Dawkins administration, sold out the worker via Keating's "level playing field" giving the Australian worker a whopping 19% rate on their mortgages, and rushed off headlong into the Gulf War when Hawke sent warships without discussing it with parliament.

Labor voters often cannot spell correctly.
by gromdadi September 18, 2005
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Australia

A big island off the coast of New Zealand. Legend has it that kangaroos were the first to inhabit this island, before Captain Cook discovered it. Cook drove the kangaroos away, and it is said in ancient texts that they are planning their return and will soon reclaim this land for their own. It is recommended to walk around with full body armour at all times, as the riots of the underground leaders, of the kangaroo militia are getting even more un-predictable and dangerous.
We made this all up Australia.
by bloodnut May 10, 2006
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Australian Puppeteer

The act of a man or a woman, forcing their arm through a womans vagina, up through the body, and through the neck. The act then requires the 'Puppeteer' to control the womans jaw, as if manipulating a puppet. It is called the Australian puppeteer because it comes from down under.

Variations to this act may allow the 'Puppeteer' to enter through the anus.
"I heard the rapist then killed the victim by giving her an Australian Puppeteer"

"Death by Australian Puppeteer would blow"

"Hey steve, think you could survive being australian puppeteer'd?" "I don't know, think you could survive taking all of a horse penis in you?"
by The Puppeteer October 4, 2007
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