I know I'm being watched

You're being an unhelpful idiot to counteract me being a hyperhelpful genius Arjun.

Hym "I know I'm being watched you fucking idiot that is literally my entire thing and you are being deliberately unhelpful to piss me off being you want me to murder children so you can escape your own culpability in the lead up to the child murder. Definitely something I would murder a family over."

by Hym Iam November 16, 2025

I Know Joe

A random shirt worn by a waitress at a Mexican restaurant. You look it up on Urban Dictionary, but they don’t have it. You proceed to make a definition about how you saw the slogan on a waitresses shirt at a Mexican restaurant and how Urban Dictionary didn’t have it; on Urban Dictionary.

That waitress wore the strangest shirt that said “I Know Joe.”

by xX_YOLO_YEET_Xx April 4, 2018

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

Brown Leather Single Sofa Furniture Is Not a Problem For Me, Angel Helstrom Jose Robles And I Know That

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

U know i can't do the waterdrop

a quote from the legend himself, simon.b.k. He was having an epic beatbox battle with a pal, when suddenly he was faced with a challenge to for even the legend, the idol, a man of much respect and honor. He.... *cries in shame* could in fact not do the waterdrop sound effect :(

"u know i can't do the waterdrop"

by sara779j May 10, 2020

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Death When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Death When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Know This Is not Death When Individual Mistake Their Own Sincere Muscle On Their Face <.E.N.T.><.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

The only thing I know for real

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.

Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."

by Thisi December 20, 2023

I know your name, you're fucked

What one would say when
A: they have a death note

B: they find a hot character and want them on rule 34
C: what a detective says when he has identified the name of a crook

"It's too late mr president, I know your name, you're fucked"

by Rabbitmillass March 18, 2025