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Alex

Alex. The definition of Alex is a fucking lucky bastard who has won the lottery and won’t have to work one more single day in his life.

His biceps are so big he can fit half a million dollars inside them. This mother fucker is richer than you will ever be in 4 lifes, and will probably be fucking your wife in the maldives.

Alex will be rich the 22nd of April 2022 and be the happiest person ever with his loyal friend Paul.
I fucked an Alex and now I don’t have to work ever again!
by Paulnicci April 21, 2022
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Alex

is really hot, is great at minecraft, get's the hottest babes, but is also very nice, has big pp.
I have been in love with Alex for my whole life.

-everyone
by Bubbaisreallygay October 23, 2019
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Alex

Alex is a guy who is nice. He will do anything for some booty. He loves booty. An Alex only dates ugly people even tho he can get hot girls. He has a side hoe that he fucks when his main hoe is busy. The side hoe is usually male. Alex is a nice guy that will listen to you and care for you. He can keep a secret and is very loyal.
by Lolo. 88theg April 17, 2019
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Alexism

A cultist religion in which the leader has a fascination with bugs and lady boners.
"What are your thoughts on alexism?"
"Im a Christian, I don't really consider it to be a proper religion."
by Bigsexyhorsegirl September 28, 2021
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Alex

A fucken gay boy who cant stop moaning in class and making sexual jokes. An Alex also CANNOT stop talking about "BBC" because he loves it. Im pretty sure he searches up "gay midget porn" on PH. I cannot with this mf.
Alex is a hoe
Alex loves bbc
Alex watches gay midget porn
Alex is hella weird
by smol short person >:) November 1, 2021
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Alex

The one that likes Fortnite on skype
by Hyjvgh May 20, 2021
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Alex

Alex can sometimes be mistaken for only a guy's name but it could be shorten as Alexandra. Anyways Alex (girl/guy) is an amazing human being, yes Alex made mistakes in the past but he/she learns from them. Alex is gorgeous and smexyyy!
Jeff: WOAH DID YOU SEE ALEX TODAY? SHE WAS SMOKIN HOT!
Jack: Ik dude, I know
by Mr. Bounce :) May 1, 2019
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